Chicago - Oct. 15, 2021
Music TV Politics Sports Books People Places & Things
Must-See TV
Army Of Darkness
5 p.m.
A discount-store employee is time-warped to a medieval castle, where he is the foretold savior who can dispel the evil there. Unfortunately, he screws up and releases an army of skeletons. (
Weather Derby
Tribune: 51/37
Sun-Times: Ferro/McKinney
Weather Channel: 44/41
Ntl Weather Service: 54/43
BWM*: 82/12
Beachwood Bookmarks
K-Tel Classics
WKRP in Cincinnati
So You've Decided To Be Evil
St. Paul Saints
Nye's Polonaise Room
The Arcata Eye
Roadside USA
This Day In . . .
Onion History
Weird Al History
Baseball History
Beachwood History
History History
Spy Magazine History
#OnThisDate History
Under Suspicion
Find Your Towed Car
Cable TV Complaints
Freedom of Information
The Expired Meter
The Mob & Friends
Stolen Bike Registry
O'Hare Music Tracker
Report Corruption (city)
Report Corruption (state)
Scoundrels, State
Scoundrels, Federal
The Odds
Random Flight Tracker
Casting Calls
Cosmic Log
Buy Stamps
Beachwood Blogroll
A Handy List
Beachwood Ethics Statement
How We Roll
Today's Horoscope
Liberties will be taken.
Do We Sudoku?
No, but we do do moose stuff, and that can be anything you want it to be. Except Sudoku.
Losing Lottery Numbers
8, 25, 39
Daily Affirmation
I am open and receptive to new avenues of income. (
Knowing that a person may be unwittingly in danger of an assault imposes a moral duty to warn them.
Now Playing
Psychodrama/Marshall Law
Letters to the Editors
Tip Line
"The Papers" archive
Beachwood Link Buttons
Media Kit/Advertising

The Weekend Desk Report

We'll be doing a lot of things this weekend, but this sure as hell isn't one of them.

Market Update
Well, take heart. The next time the market decides to plummet there's only a 1-in-22 trillion chance that it will crush you to death.

United Front
The international community is shuffling uncomfortably and staring at its shoes this week after Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas formally requested UN recognition. In addition to forcing Israel's hand, full statehood clears the way for Palestine to opt out of No Child Left Behind. Which is, in a word, awkward!

Call of Duty
What looks worse than refusing to accept a few unpaid furlough days for a job you barely work? Admitting you've barely been working it of course.

Solar Flair
A flurry of activity has greeted the news that scientists at Cern have found something that travels faster than the speed of light. That thing is, of course, graft.

Ray of Light
Of course, scientists at Chicagoland's Fermilab have already discovered something traveling faster than the speed of light: a CTA bus.

Rock the Vote
At least one county in Indiana has rejected a state law aimed at streamlining election ballots by removing the names of unopposed candidates. Meanwhile, state senate leaders have vowed to fix the law and cut costs by informing citizens of election results before they even show up to vote.


The Weekend Desk Tip Line: Streamlined.


The College Football Report!


The CAN TV Weekend Viewing Guide

A Community Forum on Immigration


IL Rep. Luis Gutierrez holds a community meeting to highlight the impact of new policies announced by the Obama administration on immigrants facing deportation.

Watch this program online.

Sunday, September 25 at 9 a.m. on CAN TV21
1 hr


New Legislations' Impact On Illinois Homeowners


IL Sen. John Cullerton explains how new and proposed legislation will affect owners and residents of condominiums, cooperatives, and homeowners associations in Illinois.

Sunday, September 25 at 10 a.m. on CAN TV21
42 min


North America Now: A Closer Look at the Continent Ten Years After 9/11


Journalist Marcus Riley joins cultural leaders, politicians, and others to explore relations between Canada, the United States, and Mexico on the 10th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks.

Sunday, September 25 at 1:30 p.m. on CAN TV21
2 hrs


Posted on September 24, 2011

MUSIC - Millions Of New Guitar Players.
TV - "One America News" is AT&T.
POLITICS - When Wall Street Came To My Mobile Home Park.
SPORTS - Tonyball, Bears On The Run, Eyes On The Sky & More!

BOOKS - China Holding Swedish Publisher.


Search The Beachwood Reporter

Subscribe To Our Newsletter

Follow BeachwoodReport on Twitter

Beachwood Radio!