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The Weekend Desk Report

Special Market Update: Oh Hell No
So apparently there's not going to be a market come Tuesday unless someone comes up with a better idea than Cut, Cap and Balance. No sweat. We've got plenty.

1. Move the production of boring entitlement debt out of state so we can focus on fancy boutique debt.

2. Fix a hernia with a butter knife. What? Apparently it works for some people.

3. Stay with us here: Create an engaged, invested electorate informed by a robust, independent journalistic sector. Then take all the money devious assholes spend trying to get elected or unelected or impeached. And then just kinda see where we're at.

4. Wait . . . isn't our debt ceiling really just Canada's debt floor?

5. Six words: Harry Potter and the Pernicious Deficit.

6. Create an exciting new Debt Tablet. The rich will tax themselves!

7. Tie the debt ceiling to John Boehner's blood pressure.

8. Stop, Drop and Roll.


The Weekend Desk Tip Line: Swap credit defaults here.


The CAN TV Weekend Report

Grassroots Collaborative: People's City Council Meeting


Ald. Joe Moore joins close to 20 Chicago aldermen and more than 1,600 community members for a town hall meeting to address local issues and possible solutions.

Saturday, July 30 at 9 p.m. on CAN TV21
1 hr 20 min


United Rally for Fairness


U.S. Rep. Luis Gutierrez joins local politicians and others in speaking out against the deportation of parents of U.S. citizens and undocumented immigrant students.

Sunday, July 31 at 9 a.m. on CAN TV21
1 hr 6 min


5th Annual Latin Jazz Festival


Cuban pianist Chuchito Valdes headlines Humboldt Park's outdoor festival celebrating the tradition of Latin jazz.

Sunday, July 31 at 10:30 a.m. on CAN TV21
3 hrs



Posted on July 30, 2011

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POLITICS - Bank Profits Soaring.
SPORTS - Chicago vs. Michigan, 1903.

BOOKS - Dia De Los Muertos Stories.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Chicagoetry: West Town Blues.

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