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The Weekend Desk Report

Be sure to slap on your sunscreen this weekend. If you remember how, that is.

Market Update
We don't like to keep our money in the Human Misery Exchange, but we've got a strong feeling Hunger and Starvation will soon post impressive gains.

Swarm of vicious bloodsuckers headed to Chicago this month! Will presumably avoid swarm of vicious bloodsuckers sworn in last month.

Misdirection Play
Speaking of vicious bloodsuckers, Rod Blagojevich this week tried to explain away his constant abuse of the truth by likening himself to a quarterback. Unfortunately for Blago, it turns out even quarterbacks lie whenever it suits them.

Saleh Forth
Yemeni officials are strongly denying that President Ali Abdullah Saleh has fled to Saudi Arabia after sustaining a mild head injury. And why wouldn't we believe them? After all, it's probably just a flesh wound.

Full Blatter
Finally, we've certainly had a go at poor old Sepp Blatter in this space, but we'd like to congratulate him on his recent re-election as president of FIFA. And once he's cleaned up that mess we'll be congratulate him on his next high-profile job as President of Ohio State.


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The CAN TV Weekend Report

At the Crossroads: The State of Illinois' Juvenile Justice System

Presenting all-day coverage of the John Howard Association's public forum on the state of Illinois' juvenile justice system.

The forum focuses on three key areas: prevention; intervention and diversion; and incarceration and parole.

Victor Thompson, from the South Shore Drill Team, discusses prevention methods for youth.

Sunday, June 5 at 9 a.m. on CAN TV21
1 hr 36 min


Intervention and Diversion
Arnetra Jackson, from the Illinois Juvenile Justice Commission, discusses intervention and diversion approaches to the juvenile justice system.

Sunday, June 5 at 11 a.m. on CAN TV21
59 min


Incarceration and Parole
Arthur Bishop, director of the Illinois Department of Juvenile Justice, discusses the process and outcome of incarceration.

Sunday, June 5 at 12 p.m. on CAN TV21
1 hr 19 min


The Future of Polish History
Award-winning Eastern European historian, Keely Stauter-Halsted, delivers the 2011 inaugural lecture on Polish history.

Sunday, June 5 at 1:30 p.m. on CAN TV21
1 hr 21 min


Posted on June 4, 2011

MUSIC - Millions Of New Guitar Players.
TV - "One America News" is AT&T.
POLITICS - When Wall Street Came To My Mobile Home Park.
SPORTS - Tonyball, Bears On The Run, Eyes On The Sky & More!

BOOKS - China Holding Swedish Publisher.


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