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The Weekend Desk Report

Natasha Julius left Beachwood HQ abruptly on Thursday and is reportedly in hiding. We'll fill in until her situation is resolved.

Facebook Feed: John Kuczaj knew something was up yesterday when temporarily redirected to

Market Update
Futures in Illinois leaders took a big tumble this week as the entire sector seemed to collapse under the weight of its own venality and cluelessness.

Daley's Situation
Chicago Shore sure to follow.

Facebook Feed: John Kuczaj 12 = The over/under on the number of new liquor licenses that will go to Daley-connected businesses.

The Starlin Castro Era
Next disappointment arrives.

Facebook Feed: David Brummer Turned on the WGN radio this morning to hear the hosts rave about "Starling" Castro.

Don't Toews Me, Bro
All used up.

58% Of America Fails IQ Test
"42% Say United-Continental Merger Will Increase Airline Prices."

Super Bowl Ads Created By White Men
Who have never been kissed before.

Beachwood Nation Confirms Scientific Study
Used double-blind studies last night.


The Weekend Desk Tip Line: Expand and contract.


Posted on May 8, 2010

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SPORTS - NHL: CTE Not Our Fault.

BOOKS - Stan Lee, Flawed Hero.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Chicagoetry: I Am Iron Man.

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