Army Of Darkness
A discount-store employee is time-warped to a medieval castle, where he is the foretold savior who can dispel the evil there. Unfortunately, he screws up and releases an army of skeletons. (tvguide.com)
Weather Channel: 44/41
Ntl Weather Service: 54/43
Liberties will be taken.
Do We Sudoku?
No, but we do do moose stuff, and that can be anything you want it to be. Except Sudoku.
Losing Lottery Numbers
8, 25, 39
I am open and receptive to new avenues of income. (louisehay.com)
Knowing that a person may be unwittingly in danger of an assault imposes a moral duty to warn them.
The Weekend Desk Report
goofiest hat and pull up a couple of mint juleps, it's time to watch exploited workers labor in intolerable conditions!
Special Kentucky Derby Edition
With the biggest name definitively ruled out of the proceedings, it's kind of hard to pick a front runner. Here's how we handicap the best of the rest.
There's no way he start as sloppily as his cousin, , but we're thinking the pressure might finally tell on American Tiger . American Lion
Hard to argue against the early form of . Sidney's Candy
Although both are certainly capable of sneaky rail maneuvers and deceptive running, it's a safe bet time will catch up with both and Discreetly Mine . Super Saver
Best Chance of Recovery
On paper, you might think has a shot. Trust us, though, Looking at Lucky looks almost as strong as his cousin Backtalk . Backtrack
With early favorite already showing a tendency to Awesome Act flinch, we think it's inevitable that joins his Ice Box stable mates in, well, the Ice Box.
Weekend Desk Special News Video Report
The Weekend Desk Tip Line: Whitewashed for your protection.
Posted on May 1, 2010