Army Of Darkness
A discount-store employee is time-warped to a medieval castle, where he is the foretold savior who can dispel the evil there. Unfortunately, he screws up and releases an army of skeletons. (tvguide.com)
Might of the Right
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is in for a lengthy recovery after breaking her right elbow this week. Observers note this may be a blessing in disguise as she'd been leaning heavily to that side anyway.
Finally this week, encouraging signs of a recovery in global economics. At least one industry has seen production of arrogance and profligacy rise to 2007 levels.