Chicago - Oct. 15, 2018
Music TV Politics Sports Books People Places & Things
Must-See TV
Army Of Darkness
5 p.m.
A discount-store employee is time-warped to a medieval castle, where he is the foretold savior who can dispel the evil there. Unfortunately, he screws up and releases an army of skeletons. (
Weather Derby
Tribune: 51/37
Sun-Times: Ferro/McKinney
Weather Channel: 44/41
Ntl Weather Service: 54/43
BWM*: 82/12
Beachwood Bookmarks
K-Tel Classics
WKRP in Cincinnati
So You've Decided To Be Evil
St. Paul Saints
Nye's Polonaise Room
The Arcata Eye
Roadside USA
This Day In . . .
Onion History
Weird Al History
Baseball History
Beachwood History
History History
Spy Magazine History
#OnThisDate History
Under Suspicion
Find Your Towed Car
Cable TV Complaints
Freedom of Information
The Expired Meter
The Mob & Friends
Stolen Bike Registry
O'Hare Music Tracker
Report Corruption (city)
Report Corruption (state)
Scoundrels, State
Scoundrels, Federal
The Odds
Random Flight Tracker
Casting Calls
Cosmic Log
Buy Stamps
Beachwood Blogroll
A Handy List
Beachwood Ethics Statement
How We Roll
Today's Horoscope
Liberties will be taken.
Do We Sudoku?
No, but we do do moose stuff, and that can be anything you want it to be. Except Sudoku.
Losing Lottery Numbers
8, 25, 39
Daily Affirmation
I am open and receptive to new avenues of income. (
Knowing that a person may be unwittingly in danger of an assault imposes a moral duty to warn them.
Now Playing
Psychodrama/Marshall Law
Letters to the Editors
Tip Line
"The Papers" archive
Beachwood Link Buttons
Media Kit/Advertising

The Weekend Desk Report

We'll be watching the news this weekend. You just do whatever you need to do to get up for church on Sunday.

Market Update
Annoyed that bailouts of several big-name financial institutions have failed to solve America's lending crisis, Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson has turned petulant. "No way am I sticking my neck out for LAME-an Brothers," he declared. "And Wa-POO can sit and spin for all I care too."

Dirty Campaigning
In a brazen attempt to sabotage its chief rival in this year's Prom Queen election, the United States has taken the extraordinary step of having them and their friends expelled from school. Not surprisingly, the ousted parties' cause has now been embraced by this year's breakaway leader for Prom King.

Combust Tracker
Following positive response to its Bus Tracker system, the CTA has announced alerts that will now tell you not only how long you have to wait but also whether your driver will cut a bitch. A CTA spokesperson notes that such an option might be available on the agency's Train Tracker system in the very near future.

Glorious Returns
Britney Spears this week scored a resounding triumph on the world stage despite reports she may not be the picture of health her handlers would like us to believe. Meanwhile, Iraq appears poised to walk down the aisle with Syria in what Bush administration officials could only term "an unholy union."

Critical Flogging
Finally this week, it appears the crowded industry of film review has turned cutthroat, progressing from "thumbs up/thumbs down" to "slap up/slap around." Critics be warned.


Posted on September 13, 2008

MUSIC - Lyric Opera Strike Settled.
POLITICS - USA Today's Op-Ed Disaster.
SPORTS - SportsMonday: Come On, Vic!

BOOKS - Chicago Book Haul: The Dial.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Chicagoetry: West Town Blues.

Search The Beachwood Reporter

Subscribe To Our Newsletter

Follow BeachwoodReport on Twitter

Beachwood Radio!

Ask Me Anything!