Chicago - Jun. 4, 2020
Music TV Politics Sports Books People Places & Things
Must-See TV
Army Of Darkness
5 p.m.
A discount-store employee is time-warped to a medieval castle, where he is the foretold savior who can dispel the evil there. Unfortunately, he screws up and releases an army of skeletons. (
Weather Derby
Tribune: 51/37
Sun-Times: Ferro/McKinney
Weather Channel: 44/41
Ntl Weather Service: 54/43
BWM*: 82/12
Beachwood Bookmarks
K-Tel Classics
WKRP in Cincinnati
So You've Decided To Be Evil
St. Paul Saints
Nye's Polonaise Room
The Arcata Eye
Roadside USA
This Day In . . .
Onion History
Weird Al History
Baseball History
Beachwood History
History History
Spy Magazine History
#OnThisDate History
Under Suspicion
Find Your Towed Car
Cable TV Complaints
Freedom of Information
The Expired Meter
The Mob & Friends
Stolen Bike Registry
O'Hare Music Tracker
Report Corruption (city)
Report Corruption (state)
Scoundrels, State
Scoundrels, Federal
The Odds
Random Flight Tracker
Casting Calls
Cosmic Log
Buy Stamps
Beachwood Blogroll
A Handy List
Beachwood Ethics Statement
How We Roll
Today's Horoscope
Liberties will be taken.
Do We Sudoku?
No, but we do do moose stuff, and that can be anything you want it to be. Except Sudoku.
Losing Lottery Numbers
8, 25, 39
Daily Affirmation
I am open and receptive to new avenues of income. (
Knowing that a person may be unwittingly in danger of an assault imposes a moral duty to warn them.
Now Playing
Psychodrama/Marshall Law
Letters to the Editors
Tip Line
"The Papers" archive
Beachwood Link Buttons
Media Kit/Advertising

The Weekend Desk Report

Study hard this weekend. There may be a "pop" quiz on Monday and we'd hate to see what happens if you don't make the grade.

Market Update
Talk is still cheap. Especially with walking still so costly.

Summer Games
It's week two of the Olympics, which means the tracking is heating up. Qualifiers in Verbal Gymnastics seem content to muddle along until the final. Meanwhile, the Marathon event has lost a major contender to freak injury.

Legacy of Terror
Meanwhile, outgoing Control Vault champion George W. Bush is hoping his recent performance in the 400 Meter Spy Relay will put his world record out of reach for generations to come.

Chicago 2016
Plans to bolster Chicago's Olympic bid took center stage this week. Not to be outdone by Beijing's swift and efficient deportation of any and all protesters, the CTA has announced that by 2016 it may be able to ship dissidents all the way to Skokie. Chicago officials also say they'll do more than simply upgrade the appearance of a little girl. Plans are already in place to "beautify" entire neighborhoods.

London 2012
Finally this week, British officials have moved to identify the biggest threats to domestic security ahead of that nation's Summer Games in 2012. However, containing this agents of terror has proved nearly impossible.


Posted on August 16, 2008

MUSIC - A Plan To Pay Musicians.
TV - Jonathan Pie: Back To School.
POLITICS - 5 Things An Angry Old White Man Wants To Say.
SPORTS - Triple Crown Tomato.

BOOKS - How The Post Office United America.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Premature Ejaculation Market Exploding Quickly.

Search The Beachwood Reporter

Subscribe To Our Newsletter

Follow BeachwoodReport on Twitter

Beachwood Radio!