Chicago - Mar. 19, 2022

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Army Of Darkness
ElRey
5 p.m.
A discount-store employee is time-warped to a medieval castle, where he is the foretold savior who can dispel the evil there. Unfortunately, he screws up and releases an army of skeletons. (tvguide.com)

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The [Wednesday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

We don't deserve to re-open. We will deserve to re-close. pic.twitter.com/kZvjulWrnh
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) June 3, 2020

Talk about "normalizing." We're now normalizing the risks and presence of a virus that is not under control. A cure worse than the disease? Now the cure is the disease. More unnecessary deaths on the way.

New on the Beachwood today . . .

The Problem With Rubber Bullets
First, they can kill you . . .

The NFL Should Do This One Simple Thing
And then these two other things.

TrackNotes: Triple Crown Tomato
"Fans, and people in general, exist only to be exploited by the fewer and fewer lords who have bought, stolen and fashioned their power purely for their own malignant aims. Racing is no different."

A Special "Trump's Bible" Edition Of WTF
Dictator Chic and some deductive reasoning.

ChicagoReddit

The CTA has issued new distancing guidelines for busses and trains as we move into phase 3 of reopening from r/chicago

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Martin Luther King Jr. running the table at a West Side Pool Hall in Chicago (1966)

A post shared by @ early.and.often on Jun 3, 2020 at 12:42pm PDT

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Amber Ruffin's Experience With The Police: Skipping in Chicago

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A sampling of the delight and disgust you can find @BeachwoodReport.

Just think how many people directly know he's lying, including the Secret Service. https://t.co/lZ4qTr2XM5
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) June 3, 2020

The president was interviewed this morning by former press secretary Sean Spicer.
— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) June 3, 2020

Stop the looting. https://t.co/CUrwcYN2rt
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) June 3, 2020

FBI found "no intelligence indicating Antifa involvement" in May 31 violence, per FBI report leaked to me.

That was the same day that Trump vowed to designate Antifa a terrorist organization.https://t.co/Nh2RNTO1NK pic.twitter.com/EmLZE7nkjl
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) June 2, 2020