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The [Wednesday] Papers
- Alden Global Capitalism "Children were sent to isolation after refusing to do classwork, for swearing, for spilling milk, for throwing Legos. School employees use isolated timeout for convenience, out of frustration or as punishment, sometimes referring to it as 'serving time.'" In related news, new Tribune major shareholder Alden Global Capital spent the day pelting reporters with Legos and dousing them in milk, just to see how much they would take. - Chicago On Fire The Fire, formally the Chicago Fire Soccer Club, will switch to Chicago Fire FC - short for football club - according to applications filed with the United States Patent and Trademark Office by Major League Soccer on Nov. 15. In related news, new Tribune majority shareholder Alden Global Capital set fire to its newsrooms today in order to weed out the slowest reporters. - Food Stamp Clamp The revised estimate came amidst projections of job losses after news that Alden Global Capital announced it had become the Tribune's new majority shareholder. * I mean, I could do this all day. But I won't. * My advice to those employed at Tribune newspapers is to get out now, en masse, and start your own thing. Because the fight ahead with these cretins will not be worth fighting. We've all seen the movie - and all its sequels - and it does not end well. Ever. The diminishment of the work will not be worth it. Leave the legacy behind and create the kind of company you want to work for. Pool your resources, find a couple patrons, and reinvent news the way it should have been reinvented a long time ago. - P.S.: Today's Worst Person In Chicago - And That's Putting It Nicely.
- New on the Beachwood today . . . Why Isn't White Castle A Fast Food Giant? - Programming Note - ChicagoReddit A postman in Chicago posing with heavy Christmas parcels, 1929 from r/chicago - ChicagoGram - ChicagoTube Gymshorts at the Cobra last Friday night. - BeachBook The Final Days Of Japan's Most Incredible Arcade. * Split-Second Photos Of Shattering Kung Fu Figurines Look Like Epic Fight Scenes. - TweetWood
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- The Beachwood Tip Of The Spear Line: Vanguard's hard. Posted on November 20, 2019 |
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