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Army Of Darkness
ElRey
5 p.m.
A discount-store employee is time-warped to a medieval castle, where he is the foretold savior who can dispel the evil there. Unfortunately, he screws up and releases an army of skeletons. (tvguide.com)

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Liberties will be taken.

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No, but we do do moose stuff, and that can be anything you want it to be. Except Sudoku.

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I am open and receptive to new avenues of income. (louisehay.com)

Ellie
Knowing that a person may be unwittingly in danger of an assault imposes a moral duty to warn them.

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The [Wednesday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

I'll be there. Will you?

Happy 420 + 1. No better band to rip you out of your Friday haze and throw back into another than OOZING WOUND. The thrashing trio has celebrated the release of all three of their Thrill Jockey records right here with us and we've loved em every step of the way. The Wound makes the people go insane with their simultaneously hilarious and terrifying blend of heavy riffage, crushing rhythms and piercing screams. All three original OOZERs (welcome back, Kyle!) cut their teeth in some beloved local bands (CACAW, ZATH, UNMANNED SHIP, BAD DRUGS) and they're widely known around these parts to deliver one of the most brutal live shows in town. Get ready for the beatdown of your life.

ChicagoGram

Currently in Chicago working with Gammasphere, you may recognise it from the Incredible Hulk #physics #nuclearphysics #argonne #chicago #hulk

A post shared by Holly 🐶🌏🏈🌷🛩🍻🏋 (@hippy_holly) on Apr 18, 2018 at 12:16pm PDT

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Visiting the Toys 'R' Us Closing Bankruptcy Sale in Chicago (Video Essay).

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A sampling.

Chicago Police Department can't use blanket "investigatory techniques" exemption to deny records regarding controversial social media surveillance technology https://t.co/js8ypXHFD2 via @muckrock
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) April 18, 2018

Examples of "dark design patterns" -- aka, asshole designs https://t.co/Y2DmiJwctv
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) April 18, 2018

Artemi Panarin's postseason brilliance twisting the knife for #Blackhawks https://t.co/rqLiv1GOEa via @suntimes
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) April 18, 2018

Forget Comey and McCabe. Support FBI whistleblower Terry Albury https://t.co/KokB59FTcc via @cjr
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) April 18, 2018

7 simple steps to control your privacy:
--Quit Facebook
--Install an ad/tracker blocker
--Destroy your smartphone
--Paint your face before going outside
--Write opt-out letters to each of the 4,000 data brokers
--Avoid other humans (FB gets your data from them)
--Move to a remote forest
— Arvind Narayanan (@random_walker) April 16, 2018