The [Wednesday] Papers

Honestly, I expected Foxx-Alvarez and Dunkin-Stratton to go down to the wire. I even joked on Twitter that the latter would be decided in court. I thought the whole night would go that way, with Bernie Sanders eking out a win over Hillary Clinton. Nope. (Although in the delegate count, which Clinton's people emphasized over states won before results came in, Hillary merely beat Bernie by one.)

But overall, I think the night can best be summed up this way:

Has Bruce Rauner called to concede to Michael Madigan yet?

— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 16, 2016

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The Political Odds
Updated (slightly) to reflect recent developments.

Fantasy Fix Baseball Draft Guide: Closers!
Hector Rondon vs. David Robertson.

Whitney Young Grad Selects Navy Ship
Jessica Morales will serve on the USS Essex.

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Non-Primary TweetWood

MERRICK GARLAND
*audience looks confused*
*Obama rearranges letters*
*audience gasps*
KENDRICK LAMAR#POTUS #SCOTUSnominee #MerrickGarland

— Matthew G. Lawrence (@mattlawrence) March 16, 2016

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(reads Merrick Garland Wikipedia page) (is qualified for cable news panel)

— andrew kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) March 16, 2016

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"Get it first, but get it right." Getting it first is overrated. Getting it best is everything.

— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 16, 2016

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Tom Goldstein of SCOTUS blog just called Garland to the right of Scalia on some criminal law issues.

— Greg Mitchell (@GregMitch) March 16, 2016

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You gotta love the upper class pic.twitter.com/SAtVcgFENh

— Matthijs Krul (@McCaineNL) March 15, 2016

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