Chicago - Mar. 29, 2020

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Army Of Darkness
ElRey
5 p.m.
A discount-store employee is time-warped to a medieval castle, where he is the foretold savior who can dispel the evil there. Unfortunately, he screws up and releases an army of skeletons. (tvguide.com)

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Do We Sudoku?
No, but we do do moose stuff, and that can be anything you want it to be. Except Sudoku.

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8, 25, 39

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I am open and receptive to new avenues of income. (louisehay.com)

Ellie
Knowing that a person may be unwittingly in danger of an assault imposes a moral duty to warn them.

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The [Wednesday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

It's 4 a.m. and I'm wide awake so, in case I do fall asleep and rise late, here's what we have on the boards so far.

Tweeting Election 2015
Highlights from the Twitterverse.

See @BeachwoodReport for all my real-time tweeting, not only about the election but, in particular, a debate about the local media's response to blockbuster reporting by the Guardian.

Garth Brooks vs. The Dead
Plus: Rahm and Chuy's Walk-Off Music. In Local Music Notebook.

Graham Crackers, Malcolm X & Cubs Fans
Plus: A Hot Publishing Job & Writers To Watch. In Local Book Notes.

Really Bad Liar Gets A Promotion
Meet the White House's new communications director.

Cool Weird Dumb Stuff From The Auto Show
Not just cars.

The White Sox Report: Speed The Plow
Now with a good comment!

BeachBook
* Veterans Affairs Secretary Admits He Lied About Special Forces Service.

* Giuliana Rancic Says Zendaya's Hair Must Smell Like Weed.

Bonus Tweet

Wow, one man in Chicago more depressed than Rahm tonight: Derrick Rose, season-ending surgery. #ChicagoElection2015
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) February 25, 2015