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The [Wednesday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

Ugh. This is brutal. "Got the pig bug?" one friend asked via Facebook. I doubt it, probably just regular flu. But how can you tell? All I know is it's like a sanitarium in here. I don't know how people persevere through serious illness because the misery of this one is just about all I can take. Fever, chills, headache, a cough that seizes every muscle in my body . . . just brutal. And yet, I think I'm on the upswing! I'm planning to return to Beachwood full-force tomorrow, but we'll see. I kinda thought I'd be back today but I have a blinding headache and I'm still drenched in my own sweat.

But that doesn't mean we don't have some Beachwood goodness to bring you. Mike "Dr. Dude" Luce brings you a fabulous College Football Report worth reading even if you're not a huge college football fan. And George Ofman takes us on a tour of the Bulls' Circus Trip, which got underway this week.

Hopefully we'll get the rest of the site cranked back up and get Beachwood HQ fumigated in the meantime so I don't keep re-infecting myself. That's all I can muster for now. Hopefully see you tomorrow.


The Beachwood Tip Line: Hand-cranked.


Posted on November 18, 2009

MUSIC - Madonna vs. Moderna.
TV - Sundays With The Military-Industrial Complex.
POLITICS - Private Equity In The ER.
SPORTS - Suspicious Betting Trends In Soccer.

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