The [Wednesday] Papers
Or maybe it's just that I have other things on my mind.
By the way, the Metrodome really is awful. There is this weird wind-tunnel effect when you walk out the doors.
Daley's Dry Dock
1. "You can drink as much beer for seven innings as you want."
Um, okay. So we're through six innings and we've only got one more drinking inning left? Let's pound it, boys!
2. "It's not going to cost them any business."
Not if their customers are pounding it in the seventh!
3. "They made enough money all year, I'm sorry."
What, the mayor is running for Treasury Secretary now?
4. "If you've been drinking for five hours and you're laying on the floor, don't give that person another beer."
Or after seven innings, whichever comes first.
In fact, City Hall is glad their latest idea didn't work out! What were we thinking!
You know what? The House should pass it just out of spite.
Will now feature Obama on one side.
Plus, Thornton had Lou make up a sign and stand outside his limo.
The Beachwood Tip Line: Bleepin' awesome.
Posted on September 24, 2008
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