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Army Of Darkness
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A discount-store employee is time-warped to a medieval castle, where he is the foretold savior who can dispel the evil there. Unfortunately, he screws up and releases an army of skeletons. (tvguide.com)

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The [Tuesday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

Today got away from me. I don't know how, I don't know why. It's just . . . gone.

Still . . .

New on the Beachwood today . . .

'Last Responders' Seek To Expand Postmortem COVID Testing In Unexplained Deaths
The nation's morgues are filled with uncounted virus deaths.

Fang Fang's Wuhan Diary
A personal account of public memory and national trauma.

When They Broke Up The Bulls
The two Jerrys fucked it up - and we're still rebuilding!

ChicagoReddit

Rainfall Trends in NE Illinois, Illinois State Climatologist Office from r/chicago

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100 year old building. 60 year old paper #Daley #chicago

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India's Repatriation Flight From Delhi To Chicago.

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No Prairie Home Companion At Sea, And No Refund Either.

UIC Examines Environmental Impact Of Reversing Chicago River.

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A sampling of the delight and disgust you can find @BeachwoodReport.

Nothing about reporting on the plants suggests that his statement is true. https://t.co/UX6BmFvEFo
— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) May 19, 2020

Over half of coronavirus patients say they caught virus at work: survey - https://t.co/9WLF0HQ7KF
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) May 19, 2020

I like orange juice but it's one the biggest frauds of our time!

Vitamin C is a myth (https://t.co/jggK2MOIBr) and orange juice has so much sugar in it you might as well drink Coke | Orange juice sales get sweeter as consumers look for immunity boost https://t.co/IIe87JBLuj via @FoodDive
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) May 19, 2020

The Lancet fact-checks Trump's letter to WHO and Dr. Tedros https://t.co/Veklk5JKj0
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) May 19, 2020

Maybe this is what the president is taking | The Sad History of Hydrox Cookies, Which Were Probably Doomed Because They Were Called Hydrox @atlasobscura https://t.co/LkWQQgDrXi
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) May 19, 2020

If the wafers are the body of Christ, wouldn't they be the non-virus infected body of Christ? https://t.co/3f6cMaVHFx
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) May 19, 2020

The Beachwood Q-Tip Line: Hydroxish.

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Posted on May 19, 2020