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The [Wednesday] Papers

You'd think the (major) candidates for governor have enough money to hire people to properly fill out a survey . . .

Meanwhile, dude who bought the governorship complaining about dude buying the governorship.

The truth: "[B]oth candidates use tax tricks only available to the super wealthy to pay a whole lot less than most people."


The Illinois National Guard will take time off from being constantly called upon by hack politicians to intercede in Chicago crime-fighting to intercede in any attempted Russian hacking into the November elections.


Trump tweets from toilet that he's not to blame if Republicans lose House. Rauner, whose campaign is in the toilet, says his messaging is to blame if he loses the People's House. Pritzker says he's not to blame for house missing toilets.


Toni Preckwinkle doesn't have a Chance to become Chicago's next mayor.


Then again, Amara Enyia still doesn't have a chance.


Jennifer Pritzker is the bizarro Laura Ricketts.


Millennials kill cheese, Chili.



I left a stack of these "Cinematic Use Only" fake 100's on the table at my house to see if my roommate or the guests were trustworthy. Today, all but 1 were missing. Haha! from r/chicago





Kelly Kapowski in Chicago.


A sampling.



The Beachwood Tip Line: Time and place.


Posted on October 17, 2018

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