Chicago - Apr. 24, 2019

Must-See TV
Army Of Darkness
ElRey
5 p.m.
A discount-store employee is time-warped to a medieval castle, where he is the foretold savior who can dispel the evil there. Unfortunately, he screws up and releases an army of skeletons. (tvguide.com)

Weather Derby
Tribune: 51/37
Sun-Times: Ferro/McKinney
Weather Channel: 44/41
Ntl Weather Service: 54/43
BWM*: 82/12

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Liberties will be taken.

Do We Sudoku?
No, but we do do moose stuff, and that can be anything you want it to be. Except Sudoku.

Losing Lottery Numbers
8, 25, 39

Daily Affirmation
I am open and receptive to new avenues of income. (louisehay.com)

Ellie
Knowing that a person may be unwittingly in danger of an assault imposes a moral duty to warn them.

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The [Tuesday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

My mood is like Chicago's weather, gloomy but very relaxing
— DaniEl (@Dvnnielsmvlls) March 27, 2018

ChicagoGram

From meme to cross-stich y'all on some next level lmao 😂 thank you @badasscrossstitch for this & my girl @browngirl.jpeg for your cute drawing!! Honestly y'all give me life and keep me going, thank you! 🙏🏽 Also SO MUCH love to the beautiful, magical, incredible crowd of Black and Brown Muslims who turned up at my panel at the University of Toronto last night, and took up half a restaurant in Chinatown for the meetup after! I'll upload photos and stories soooooon! In the meantime, sending love and light to this beautiful community I'm honored to be a part of, online and offline 🌠❤🙏🏽

A post shared by HODA KATEBI | هدی کاتبی (@hodakatebi) on Mar 27, 2018 at 10:10am PDT

ChicagoTube

Meet The Chicago River's Trash Robot.

TIL: Chicago River jellyfish = condoms.

TweetWood
A sampling.

Alex Jones is right about one thing: There's a war on for your mind.

The psychological design tricks McDonald's uses to tempt you into buying its preferred menu items https://t.co/4KXYsA2Eut
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 27, 2018

Chicago Megachurch Caught in Swirl of Accusations against Founder https://t.co/G2NHNb3Eo0
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 26, 2018

Small Handful Of Loyola-Chicago Bettors Still In Position To Hit NCAA Tournament-Betting Jackpot via @forbes https://t.co/nDKnbGHPaD
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 26, 2018

1,584 NCAA brackets picked Loyola Chicago to win the 2018 national title | https://t.co/x5OwkEpgbP https://t.co/cMOAkisebA
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 26, 2018

Chicago's attempt to impress Amazon backfired after it destroyed a 'priceless' graffiti artwork in HQ2 bid clean-up https://t.co/iPfVimjmSG via @businessinsider
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 26, 2018

Several vacancies on this seemingly prime block; I have a killer (non-Beachwood) idea if someone has the capital. HMU!