Chicago - Apr. 3, 2020

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Army Of Darkness
ElRey
5 p.m.
A discount-store employee is time-warped to a medieval castle, where he is the foretold savior who can dispel the evil there. Unfortunately, he screws up and releases an army of skeletons. (tvguide.com)

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BWM*: 82/12

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I am open and receptive to new avenues of income. (louisehay.com)

Ellie
Knowing that a person may be unwittingly in danger of an assault imposes a moral duty to warn them.

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The [Tuesday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

I need to make more money this year, so hmu. #2018
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) January 2, 2018

New on the Beachwood today and since The Weekend Desk Report . . .

The Weekend In Chicago Rock
Featuring: Mystery Actions, Nerves, Guided By Voices, YGN, Les Strychnine, The Dishes, and In Masks.

Sports~~Monday~~Tuesday: Ryan's "Rebuild"
While division rivals reload through the draft, Pace squanders his picks - contrary to the narrative.

The Gilded Hamster Wheel That Is The Chicago Bears
Not a results-based business for the McCaskeys.

Fox & Friends
Somehow it appears Ryan Pace will survive - as will team president Ted Phillips and team chairman George McCaskey. None should ever be allowed to utter the word "accountability" again.

The World's Greatest College Football Report's Bowl Preview Part 7
Always one for a seemed-like-a-good-idea-at-the-time last round, the bird was last seen late-night downing Don Julios with Gentamicin chasers.

ChicagoGram

#DecisionsDecisions #Decide #CraveArt #CardBoardArt @AnysquaredArtStudio

A post shared by Joël Maximé, Jr. (@cravechicago) on Jan 1, 2018 at 3:52am PST

ChicagoTube

Man's Country, Chicago's Oldest Gay Bathhouse, Closes After 44 Years.

BeachBook

What Russian Journalists Uncovered About Russian Election Meddling.

TweetWood
A sampling.

"A former senior U.S. official with whom I spoke was briefed by ministers from three of the four countries that attended the dinner....Trump struck them as uninformed about their issues and dangerously unpredictable... 'The word they all used was: "This guy is insane."'" https://t.co/IwlxtgfL7x
— Brendan Nyhan (@BrendanNyhan) January 2, 2018

Not sure #SteveHarvey was the most appropriate choice to host a New Year's Eve celebration that featured the #MeToo movement so prominently, given his track record: https://t.co/Iy5gkCl5CH
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) January 1, 2018