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Must-See TV
Army Of Darkness
ElRey
5 p.m.
A discount-store employee is time-warped to a medieval castle, where he is the foretold savior who can dispel the evil there. Unfortunately, he screws up and releases an army of skeletons. (tvguide.com)

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Liberties will be taken.

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No, but we do do moose stuff, and that can be anything you want it to be. Except Sudoku.

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8, 25, 39

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I am open and receptive to new avenues of income. (louisehay.com)

Ellie
Knowing that a person may be unwittingly in danger of an assault imposes a moral duty to warn them.

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The [Tuesday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

The famous Minnesota State Fair Pronto Pup - with mustard and ketchup if that's what makes you happy.

Continuing with the classics, this Pronto Pup! What a work of art. ✨

A post shared by Minnesota State Fair - Food (@mnstatefairfood) on Sep 4, 2017 at 9:30am PDT

Beachwood Photo Booth: Lannings' Crossing
A Grand Rapids intersection.

Coffman: The Coming Bears Fiasco
"The problem is it is most probable the Bears will be below average at running back, receiver, quarterback, offensive line, defensive line, linebackers, safeties and cornerbacks, especially in the event of just one injury."

Beachwood Sports Radio: A Clusterbomb Of Ridiculousness
The Bears are who we told you they were. Plus: 'The Cubs Are Ready To Go'; Concussion Report; Rick Hahn's Best Season; and The Fire Go Up In Smoke.

The White Sox Report: Colon & The Kids
Were they watching?

If Corporations Paid Their Fair Share . . .
. . . We could have free higher ed, universal healthcare, & decent infrastructure. Or we could keep giving corporations tax breaks.

The Weekend In Chicago Rock
Is in production.

BeachBook

Jeff Sessions Lied About Military Gear For Local Police.

Water Clarity Is A Murky Matter In The Great Lakes.

Coast Guard Shuts Down Illegal Charter Boats In Chicago Area.

TweetWood
A sampling.

Kristen McQueary just applied to the Houston Chronicle. https://t.co/rb9mv1oMsC
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) August 31, 2017

Why can't today's left wing radicals be more like radicals from the past after they've been completely sanitized by history?
— maple cocaine (@historyinflicks) September 1, 2017

Late to this piece on not waiting on the sidelines of the current racial-justice movement: https://t.co/WzfIHWaJhI pic.twitter.com/etlW5rH2dc
— Taniel (@Taniel) September 3, 2017

I mean, it's weird that you'll get fired for saying cops kill black people, but you won't get fired for actually killing black people.. https://t.co/HAKKAXckTW
— Ijeoma Oluo (@IjeomaOluo) September 1, 2017

The Beachwood Tronc Line: Drop dead.

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Posted on September 5, 2017