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The [Tuesday] Papers

About the campaign strategist who will now join President-elect Donald Trump in the White House:

"Before joining Trump's team, Bannon spearheaded Breitbart's shift into a forum for the 'alt-right,' a loose online confederation of neo-Nazis, white supremacists and anti-Semitics. Bannon's hiring by Trump's campaign this year signaled the businessman's dedication to operating outside the norms of Washington," Reuters reports.

"Under Bannon's leadership, the Breitbart site presented a number of conspiracy theories about Clinton as well as Republicans deemed to be lacking in conservative bona fides."







With friends like this . . .


Steve to Tim: This is Hans. He voted for Hitler. This is Ernst. He voted for German Clinton . . .

Also, these memes are always about two white people. What about . . . 'This is a white person who voted for Trump. This is a Muslim/Mexican/Black who voted for Clinton. They should still be friends.'

Tim to Steve: This is Ernst. He voted for Clinton. This is Hitler. He voted for Trump.


Dear Media: Stop Normalizing Trump
Here come the beat sweeteners.

After U.S. Election, Retirement Security Heads For Crash
Nasty surprise in for aging Trump supporters.

About Those Election Maps . . .
Pro tip: Land does not equal people.

'Why Is This Station Promoting Desegregation?'
"Stop dreaming the impossible dream of integration."

Beachwood Photo Booth: Battle Ax, Michigan
American ghost.

Hallelujah: How An Ignored Song Became A Classic
It took cover versions of Leonard Cohen's original for it to seep into public consciousness.

Emmett Till's Father Was Hanged
"A discourse on truth, power as well as the lie of race and its consequences."

Chicagoetry: Black Tupelo
Romantic lies of authority grew tired.


Beachwood tribute . . .

His Last Words: 'No Trump'
We remember Steve Ediger.


From the Beachwood sports desk . . .

The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #127: Trumped Up
Who we are. Including: Trump Ruined The Cubs' World Series Championship; Tweeting Trump; Wait 'Til This Year; Guaranteed Grate; and Back To Breeders'.

Breakfast In America: EPL Shines Light On Trump
Into a dystopian darkness.

SportsMonday: Don't Let This Trump Supporter Steal Our Sundays Anymore
Enough with Jay Cutler.


From the Beachwood music desk . . .

The Weekend In Chicago Rock
Featuring: Neil Gaiman with Amanda Palmer, Aurora, CRX, Sloan, Jonathan Tyler, Nest, Napalm Death, Lera Lynn, Peter Hook, The Appleseed Cast, The Fray, Matt Wertz, Mr Little Jeans, Them Evils, The 1975, Styx, Nicolas Jaar, Gus Gus, SafetySuit, Katie Ellen, The Boxer Rebellion, and Snails.

The Week In Chicago Rock
Featuring: K.Flay, Roisin Murphy, Glass Animals, Arkona, Epica, Fleshgod Apocalypse, Like a Villain, Suzanne Vega, Mohsen Namjoo, 2 Minute Minor, Heavy Times, COZY, and The Sueves.








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Posted on November 15, 2016

MUSIC - Chief Keef Changed The Industry.
TV - Vizio's Best Product Is You.
POLITICS - UIC: Soda Taxes Work.
SPORTS - More McCaskey Malpractice.

BOOKS - All About Poop.


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