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The [Tuesday] Papers

I'm working on a lot of stuff, people. Including a wealth of misreporting and unfounded commentary on the Laquan McDonald case. Plus, the top row of letters on my keyboard have become as unreliable as Pat Camden's statements at crime scenes. And the site went down for a couple hours this morning due to server issues. So this is all you get.


If the Facebook embeds aren't showing up, it's not just you. I give up.


Make Someone's Holiday Bright

Give the gift of Beachwood - check it out, if you give enough I come wash your car.

Posted by The Beachwood Reporter on Monday, December 14, 2015


Special Report: Buybacks Enrich The Bosses Even When Business Sags
"Too easy to manipulate," says University of Illinois finance professor Heitor Almeida.

The Weekend In Chicago Rock
Featuring: Deerhunter, The Handcuffs, I Lost Control, Nekrogoblikon, Meat Wave, Tommy Emmanuel, Al B. Sure, The Sword, Andrew Bird, Big Syn, ACxDC, Excision, Avizmal, Woosung Alice, The 1975, and Styx.





A sampling.



The Beachwood Tip Line: For rent or own.


Posted on December 15, 2015

MUSIC - Chief Keef Changed The Industry.
TV - Vizio's Best Product Is You.
POLITICS - UIC: Soda Taxes Work.
SPORTS - More McCaskey Malpractice.

BOOKS - All About Poop.


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