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The [Tuesday] Papers

The Papers will return on Monday, July 13. I need some "me" time.

In the meantime, I'll still be posting occasionally to our other sections.

I'll still be active on the Beachwood's Facebook and Twitter feeds.

I also hope to do some bonus podcasting along the way.

And if any of my get-rich-quick schemes come to pass in the next six days, well, see ya, suckers!


Beachwood Radio Sports Hour: The Real Cubs Story
It's not what you think. It's what Marty said. Plus: The White Sox Meet Their Past; Old White Men vs. Soccer; Bulls Media Madness.


Greece: The Musical
A Tim Willette work in progress.

Euro One That I Want.

Hopelessly Devoted To EU.

Look At Me, I'm Angela Mee.


Greece Is The Worst.

Greece Plighting.

Eurozone Dropout.

- Marty Gangler


I got bills, they're multiplying
And I'm losing control
'Cause the funds you're supplying
I hear they're drying

You better shape up, 'cause I have a plan
And my sights are set on you
You better shape up, you better understand
To my bonds I must be true

Nothing left
Nothing left for me to do

Euro one that I want
Euro the one I want
Ooh, ooh, ooh - money!

Euro one that I want
Euro the one I want
Ooh, ooh, ooh - the one I need
Oh, yes, indeed


If you're moved to defection
You're too shy to convey
Raise a flag in my direction
Feel your way

I better shape up, 'cause you need a plan
I need a plan to keep me satisfied
I better shape up, if I'm gonna prove
You better prove that my faith is justified
Are you sure? No, I'm not down deep inside


Mmmm, Ponderosa
This aired on local Chicago TV on Sunday, July 27, 1980.

"In 1965, Dan Lasater, Norm Wiese and Charles Kleptz founded Ponderosa in Kokomo, Indiana."


Bubble Wrap Blasphemy
These people have no joy.


Grateful Road House
The Grateful Dead Close Out Their Final Concert With Music And The Words 'Please, Be Kind.'

Until it's time not to be. - Dalton


The Beachwood Tip Line: It's time.


Posted on July 7, 2015

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