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The [Tuesday] Papers

1. Quinn, Rauner Rip Each Other On Ethics, Budget In Face-Off At Tribune.

More like rip each other's faces off.

I hope to bring some analysis tomorrow; we'll see.


See also: The Political Odds. Updated to reflect recent events.

2. Hoffman Estates Teens Accused Of Smashing 53 Mailboxes In Schaumburg.

Here's an image captured by surveillance video.


Teenage pranks.

Of course, what passes for a prank in the suburbs is a crime in the inner city. Same with the dope-smoking.

I happen to favor teenage pranks, for the most part. But something to think about; none of the kids in Dazed and Confused ever thought for a moment that they'd wind up in County - or worse. Perhaps that's what some people call "privilege."

3. Rauner Education Plan Light On Specifics.

Why should it be any different than any of his other plans?


Santa Rauner is a bigger pander bear than Blago.

4. Majority Of Americans Say Obama's Presidency Has Been A Failure.

Including Joe Biden.

5. The Cub Factor: Ricketts' Sticky Ticket Wicket.


* Ditka Laments Ray Rice Suspension: "His Earning Power Is Destroyed."

Guess we won't be seeing his endorsement ad for Rauner again.

* Like Rauner, Ditka Loves Scabs.

How's that for loyalty?

* Disabled Kids Are Not Bruce Rauner's Problem.

Nor Rahm's.

Here's an idea: Rahm, Rauner and Ditka retire to a dove-hunting farm.

* Jay Cutler Was The Most Catastrophic Quarterback Of Week One.

The metrics don't lie.

* STATS LLC Buys Bloomberg Sports.

Northbrook buys New York.

* Rent For Romance.

All kinds of creepy.







The Beachwood Tip Line: Liberate yourself.


Posted on September 9, 2014

MUSIC - Chief Keef Changed The Industry.
TV - Vizio's Best Product Is You.
POLITICS - UIC: Soda Taxes Work.
SPORTS - More McCaskey Malpractice.

BOOKS - All About Poop.


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