Chicago - Jan. 16, 2019

Must-See TV
Army Of Darkness
ElRey
5 p.m.
A discount-store employee is time-warped to a medieval castle, where he is the foretold savior who can dispel the evil there. Unfortunately, he screws up and releases an army of skeletons. (tvguide.com)

Weather Derby
Tribune: 51/37
Sun-Times: Ferro/McKinney
Weather Channel: 44/41
Ntl Weather Service: 54/43
BWM*: 82/12

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Today's Horoscope
Liberties will be taken.

Do We Sudoku?
No, but we do do moose stuff, and that can be anything you want it to be. Except Sudoku.

Losing Lottery Numbers
8, 25, 39

Daily Affirmation
I am open and receptive to new avenues of income. (louisehay.com)

Ellie
Knowing that a person may be unwittingly in danger of an assault imposes a moral duty to warn them.

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Psychodrama/Marshall Law

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The [Tuesday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

Must attend to pressing matters today. The Beachwood will return in full tomorrow.

BeachBook
* Hedge Funds Gave Mugabe $100M For Genocide, Got Platinum Mines In Return.

* Poor Are Still Rare At Elite Colleges.

TweetWood

SeinfeldChicago: George gets dreamjob as #JRW traveling secretary; Kramer leads class-action suit vs redlight cameras; Elaine dates Skilling
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) August 26, 2014

Key point in today's @the_intercept NSA story is govt's pure contempt for the 4th Amendment and rule of law. https://t.co/KxnC0xEr3d
— Dan Gillmor (@dangillmor) August 25, 2014

Breaking: Rauner Agrees With Quinn Rideshare Veto, But Says He Would Have Done It Better, Perhaps While Wearing Wranglers.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) August 25, 2014

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Time Transfixed Hercules