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The [Tuesday] Papers

1. Oprah Mulling Broadway Roles.

"I have a stack of plays in my bag right now that I am reading," she said.


Such as The King and I, in which she would play both roles; and Rent, in which she would play the landlord.

2. Emanuel Releases Transition Team Report.


A) Concludes that he is both a resident and the mayor-elect.

B) Concludes transition of raw power to make everyone miserable nearly complete

C) Concludes no-snitch code regarding the hiring of Angelo Torres has not been compromised

3. Passengers Say Man Yelled 'God Is Great' On Flight To Chicago As He Rushed Cockpit Door.


How come no one ever yells "God Sucks!" in these situations?

4. 2 Accused Of Running Real Estate Ponzi Scheme.


Huh. Greenspan and Geithner not named.

5. Chicago Home Sales, Prices Tumble.


Huh. The phrase "Ponzi scheme" not used.

6. NU Inks Fitzgerald.


Choice questionable, however.

7. Groupon Wants To File For IPO Soon.


Before deal expires.


This is all the time I have for the column today . . . I know, I feel like I barely started myself. Sorry, folks.

But please check out these worthy new offerings from elsewhere on the site, and I'll be back with a full column tomorrow.

In Action: Neil Young at the Chicago Theatre

See The Cubs Suck From Multiple Camera Angles
AT&T is evil, but this is pretty cool.

The Political Odds Have Changed
But we're still doomed.

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Preserving, digitizing, mesmerizing.

How Money Laundering Works
Al Capone led the way.


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Posted on May 10, 2011

MUSIC - Millions Of New Guitar Players.
TV - "One America News" is AT&T.
POLITICS - When Wall Street Came To My Mobile Home Park.
SPORTS - Tonyball, Bears On The Run, Eyes On The Sky & More!

BOOKS - China Holding Swedish Publisher.


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