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The [Tuesday] Papers



The press release.

The Best News Of The Day
It's the little things in life.


If elected, I promise a McRib in every pot!

"A creditors committee in the Tribune Co. bankruptcy case has sued myriad parties involved in a 2007 leveraged buyout that it called 'among the worst in American corporate history,' alleging the deal pushed the company into bankruptcy less than a year later," Crain's reports.

"In one of two lawsuits it filed, the committee named as defendants Chairman Sam Zell, who bought Tribune in the $8.2-billion deal, and Tribune board members who negotiated with him, including Betsy Holden and William Osborn, saying the deal amounted to a fraudulent transfer of assets."

For example, Alfonso Soriano's contract.

The Cisco Kids
Eat your hearts out, Cubs fans.

The Weekend In Chicago Rock
You shoulda been there.

Memo To Lynn Sweet
The Democrats - and Barack Obama - have only themselves to blame. Rod was their guy and even after he was arrested they didn't have the guts to do the right thing and hold a special election.

Rod Blagojevich is a symptom, not a cause.

Media Insanity
Stella Foster once again shows why she makes so much more money than I do.

Everyone's Favorite Patsy
Dialing in to Sneed with "sources" and "scoops" is an Election Day tradition!

A Beachwood Election
* The [Election Day] Papers

* A Beachwood Voters' Guide.

* Mystery Senate Debate Theater.

* A Beachwood Candidate Questionnaire.

* The Political Odds.

* The Illinois Enthusiasm Gap.

Vote your conscience. It's the only one you've got. The problem is them, not us. No one owns your vote. Don't be a pawn in their game.

Sandwich Board
"Marshall Field sandwiches will be available at St. Stephen's Episcopal Church on Friday morning, and sandwich orders may be placed by calling (641) 521-4949 any time until 5 p.m. Thursday," reports the Newton Daily News of Jasper County, Iowa.

"A Marshall Field sandwich is patterned after the signature sandwich once served at the famed Marshall Field department store in Chicago. A hearty meal itself, it features mild rye bread, lettuce, ham, swiss cheese, chicken, bacon and boiled egg, served cold with a generous portion of homemade dressing poured over the top. Many people eat half of a sandwich for lunch, saving the other half for dinner."

AA Destroying Lives . . .
. . . Of Once-Fun Americans.

That's About Right
President Obama Talks To Ryan Seacrest To Address What May Be Crushing Dem Losses.


AP or Onion News Network?


The Beachwood Tip Line: Make amends.


Posted on November 2, 2010

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