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The [Tuesday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

The column will not appear today as once again I have business to tend to. And yet, we're still here to serve.

* "The man in the middle is now the man on the outside looking in," our very own George Ofman writes in Bears In A Body Bag. "This is not good if you're Brian Urlacher. It's much worse if you're the Chicago Bears and perhaps even worse if you're a Chicago Bears fan."

* "The assistant manager kept grinning like a schoolboy sneaking a peek in the girls' locker room," our very own pseudononymous Jerome Haller writes in I Am A Security Guard: My Stakeout. "He's the same manager who tackled a drunken cigarette thief a few months ago. He looked pumped for another fight."

* "His new outfielder putting up abysmal numbers, his new pitcher missing in action, and his newly-summoned rookie help not performing up to any exceptional standard, the Guillen Meter reads 8 for "Dude, where's my roster upgrade?" writes our very own Andrew Reilly in The White Sox Report.

* We now feature our very own Mike "Dr. Dude" Luce's College Football Report twice a week, and let me tell you, it's easily the best college football report in the country. If you're not a college football fan before reading Mike, you will be after. So check it out.

Also,I will have three posts as usual on today; I'll add the links here once they're ready.

Oh, and I'll be on this panel tonight to discuss the Future of Newspapers.

Otherwise, see you in this space on Wednesday.


The Beachwood Tip Line: Ajar.


Posted on September 15, 2009

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