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The [Tuesday] Papers

UPDATE: 4:31 P.M.: Okay folks, I think I'm back in business. Media Temple and Movable Type are still blaming each other, but I think I've made enough tweaks in enough places to be up and running. I'll resolve the blame game later.

So . . . here's what we've got.

* Burris Clergy Speaks With Forked Tongues. This is breaking news, folks! A group of ministers that calls itself Clergy Speaks reacts to Dick Durbin's call for Roland Burris to resign - and we're there!

* Open Letter: Dear Illinois African-American Community. How on the ball are we? Very!

* Intimations. The tyranny of assaulting air.

* What I Watched Last Night: Jockeys. Jimmy the Hat, sex in the saddle.

And more about the Chicago Journalism Town Hall, sometime between now and tomorrow morning. You can read the first part here.

Plus, on

* Bumping Burris. Why is he still here?

* Pat Quinn: The Adult Governor

* Coming Soon On YourMayorTube

I am still having maddening tech issues. My host (Media Temple) is fighting with my publishing system (Movable Type). My frustration level is so high that I am considering either massive acts of violence or a massive injection of a poor man's speedball. But I am intending both a regular Papers column today and the next installment of observations about the Chicago Journalism Town Hall on Sunday. I also intend to clean up the first installment.

Stay tuned, come back, and if you don't hear from me for a few hours, don't call 911. Just let me be.

The Beachwood Tip Line: Boot-ready.

Posted on February 24, 2009

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