Chicago - Mar. 19, 2022

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Army Of Darkness
ElRey
5 p.m.
A discount-store employee is time-warped to a medieval castle, where he is the foretold savior who can dispel the evil there. Unfortunately, he screws up and releases an army of skeletons. (tvguide.com)

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Knowing that a person may be unwittingly in danger of an assault imposes a moral duty to warn them.

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The [Thursday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

"U.S. prosecutors filed a criminal charge Wednesday against the CEO of Bumble Bee Foods as part of an ongoing investigation into price fixing in the packaged seafood industry," AP reports.

Oh, Bumble Bee . . . you could've been the Good Guy Tuna Company.

I'm really jammed up today. Hopefully a full column tomorrow, after me and Jim "Coach" Coffman record The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #201.

ChicagoGram

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