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The [Thursday] Papers

"U.S. prosecutors filed a criminal charge Wednesday against the CEO of Bumble Bee Foods as part of an ongoing investigation into price fixing in the packaged seafood industry," AP reports.

Oh, Bumble Bee . . . you could've been the Good Guy Tuna Company.


I'm really jammed up today. Hopefully a full column tomorrow, after me and Jim "Coach" Coffman record The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #201.



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Chicago Cases.


The Beachwood Tronc Line: For The Windfall.


Posted on May 17, 2018

MUSIC - Chief Keef Changed The Industry.
TV - Vizio's Best Product Is You.
POLITICS - UIC: Soda Taxes Work.
SPORTS - More McCaskey Malpractice.

BOOKS - All About Poop.


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