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The [Thursday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

Note: The Papers will not appear on Friday. It looks like Monday is a bust, too.

Meanwhile . . .

ChicagoGram

#loganproject #artisticbombingcrew #writersbench #writersbenchchicago #flash_abc #bboybabc #seenabc #logansquare

A post shared by FLASH ABC MARS (@flash_abc) on Dec 6, 2017 at 6:15am PST

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Chicago Bus Stop (Ooh I Love It) / The Salsoul Orchestra

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Researchers Link Acceptance Of Climate Change To Group Identity.

On This Day . . . Deconstructing Rahm's Mea Culpa.

ABC Reprimands - But Does Not Fire - Producer For Giving Proprietary Data To Trump Campaign While Polls Still Open.

Beachwood Holiday Gift Guide Recommendation!

Oldest Monster Black Hole Ever Found Is 800 Million Times More Massive Than The Sun.

Holy fuck. Our universe is beyond comprehension.

And boy are its arms tired. pic.twitter.com/P1pJc6FhTY
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) December 7, 2017

Yahoo! Sues Mozilla For Discovering It's Search Sucks.

Super Cool Tree Program At University Of Minnesota.

TweetWood
A sampling.

He is rubber, you are glue.

.@JBPritzker wants to raise taxes on Illinoisans, but he's ducking questions about his own taxes. #twill #ilgov pic.twitter.com/qQgGQyIMeY
— Bruce Rauner (@BruceRauner) December 7, 2017

It's the least someone could do.

R. Kelly Robbed Blind https://t.co/IyCtAMfxRe via @jezebel
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) December 7, 2017

Oh, Sneed. The fact that you are still employed - and handsomely compensated - is a pox on journalism and should fill the Sun-Times with shame.

LOL, "His sidewalk support is huge." https://t.co/zE0dYx9S9Q via @suntimes
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) December 7, 2017

I thought Brandon Smith did that ... pic.twitter.com/DJY1ZIAo3l
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) December 6, 2017

But they would have. pic.twitter.com/fE8ChAMdC3
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) December 6, 2017

Meanwhile, in duh: pic.twitter.com/dlSXcxLGOF
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) December 6, 2017

The Beachwood Tronc Line: Peak humanity.

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