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The [Thursday] Papers

I just turned in a freelance op-ed for Crain's that should go up tomorrow (or early next week) and there's nothing left in the tank for a column today, so too bad. Besides, I have other money-seeking activities to attend to.

Here's what we've got elsewhere on the site today:

* Carol of the Bulls: This Season's Team Had More Heart Than Hallmark On Valentine's Day.

* Tweeting The Riot Fest Lineup: Blink-182 vs. Motörhead.


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* The Epic Double Fail Of Chicago's Red-Light Cameras. I've added on a couple paragraphs about the city's response to the IG audit, which I wrote about and posted yesterday, instead of making a whole 'nother post about it, because there wasn't as much to say as I thought. Plus, I just lost heart.

* Meet Chicago Comics. Don't be overwhelmed, we're here to help.

* Meet The Cerebral Palsy Doctor Born With Cerebral Palsy. One of America's best.


The Beachwood Tip Line: Now accepting WIC.


Posted on May 16, 2013

MUSIC - All My Happiness Is Gone.
TV - 24 Hours With The Game Show Network.
POLITICS - 'Centrists' & 'Moderates' Are Neither.
SPORTS - Beachwood Sports Radio: Measuring Maddon's Managing.

BOOKS - What Trump Learned From Hitler.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Beverage Category Ripe.

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