The [Thursday] Papers
The Beachwood is going to have a nice pancake breakfast and then spend the day mired in a tardy assignment from its accountant as well as other business-related unpleasantries. We will return on Friday chock full of vigor.
See you tomorrow.
The [Wednesday] Papers
Tribune notes that Johnson is "one of the most unconventional Republicans in the House," according to CQ's Politics in America.
Here's my favorite part of the Tribune report:
"Johnson has been active in efforts to promote civility in hyperpartisan Washington, although he cast the only vote against a resolution congratulating the New Orleans Saints on their Super Bowl victory over the Indianapolis Colts this year. 'I'm an Indianapolis Colts fan,' he said."
More on Johnson:
"Though he's served in Congress a decade, few know of Johnson outside of his heavily rural district, which extends about 60 miles south of Chicago to near the Kentucky border, taking in corn and soybean farms and the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign."
From his Wikipedia page:
"In the House, Johnson's voting record is the most moderate among Illinois Republicans outside of the Chicago area. The American Conservative Union gave him its second-lowest rating among Illinois Republicans, behind only Mark Steven Kirk of the 10th District."
"For each of the 107th, 108th, 109th, and 110th Congresses Johnson received a score of 0% from the Human Rights Campaign. This was for, among other things, voting against the Employment Non-Discrimination Act, which would have prohibited discrimination in the workplace based on sexual orientation, and for refusing to adopt a written policy for his own office pledging not to discriminate on the basis of sexual orientation in employment decisions."
"Timothy V. Johnson was the sole Republican congressman to vote against the FISA Amendments Act of 2008 including immunity for American telecommunications companies that implemented warrantless wiretaps outside of the scope of the FISA program for the Bush administration. The bill passed, 293, 129."
You Are Free To Forgive
"For example, there was the female passenger who kneeled in front of her middle seat and chewed on the seat cushion, then stripped off her top and ran down the aisle. But Taylor and others on his customer service team can apologize to the other passengers on that flight and did so, as they've done thousands of other times when something has gone wrong in the air or on the ground.
"Their job: to find out the situations in which something went wrong - a mechanical delay, bad weather, a medical emergency or a berserk passenger - then apologize to all passengers on that flight, within 24 hours of their bad experience, if possible."
"That means more than 116,000 Indiana residents who used the Tollway over the past two years are about to get some unwelcome bills in the mail."
Black Metal Mania
"The National Council of Corvette Clubs, which includes 271 clubs in 16 regions throughout the United States, will gather at the center, 183rd Street and Harlem Avenue, from June 18 to 24."
Say It Ain't So
"On the North Side of Chicago, he'd be offered the chance to win the World Series, well, never. If you grew up a Cubs fan, then you know this to be truth, not rumor.
"And all misery aside, it's not like the Cubs are well positioned for the next few years.
"There's also the memory of four years ago when Girardi was coming off a Manager of the Year award, but the Marlins had put the stink on him after Jeff Loria lost his mind and fired him.
"That's when the Cubs hired Lou Piniella, and had Bruce Bochy lined up as their second choice.
"There was no third choice, and all nonsense about any other candidates is just that. Nonsense.
"The Cubs did not intend to even call Girardi until a friend got to John McDonough, who arranged for Girardi to get a courtesy interview and a chance to tell his side of the story.
"But that's all it was. The Cubs believed what they were hearing about Girardi from the clowns in Florida, and it wasn't pleasant.
"Those who wanted nothing to do with Girardi back then still run the Cubs, and you wonder if Girardi will so easily forget."
Month At City Hall Next
"The winner of the promotion will live at the museum - roaming freely and sleeping in exhibits like the U-505 submarine or the coal mine."
Leaders Blame Privatization
The Beachwood Tip Line: Scratch and sniff.
Posted on August 26, 2010
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