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The [Thanksgiving 2018] PapersEverything about this holiday is a lie. 1. Tryptophan Is Bullshit.
- 2. Dark Meat Is Way, Way Better Than White Meat. It tastes way better and its richer in nutrients - especially when you consider that sugar, not fat, is the real killer in our diets. - 3. The Pilgrims Sucked. Like a lot of things we should all know by now - evolution, Pizzagate, the Earth isn't flat - the Thanksgiving story is a particularly vicious lie. - 4. Black Friday Is A Scam. "An analysis of this year's Black Friday deals by The Wall Street Journal and price-data firm Decide Inc. found that many of the bargains advertised as 'doorbusters' were available at lower prices at other times of the year." - 5. The Airport Won't Be Crowded On Sunday. But reporters who merely propagate the cliched narratives of their editors' will tell you otherwise. That's not me. - Speaking of Thanksgiving travel, this is interesting to know but who really flies with a turkey? Speaking of turkey, yours is almost certainly contaminated with salmonella. Yeah, here's the thing about Barack Obama "crashing" the Chicago Food Depository: Food banks and soup kitchens don't need volunteers on Thanksgiving - they are overwhelmed with folks seeking to do a good dead for the holiday. They need help the rest of the year - perhaps with a Community Benefits Agreement. For some reason dinner is at 2:30 on Thanksgiving. - The Beachwood McRibTipLine: Dark meat. Posted on November 21, 2018 |
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