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The [Thanksgiving 2014] Papers

The Beachwood will return on Tuesday, though I'll be adding a few posts to the site here and there over the long holiday weekend. Stay tuned here and/or on our social media outlets for fresh material, most likely in Sports, Music and emanating from The Beachwood Radio Network.

That said, a few nice offerings today:

* It's Us Against The Motherfucking Machine.

It takes a nation of millions, y'all . . .

* From Kerner To King.

This actually isn't that great, but in light of Ferguson . . .

* The Pope's Nose Awards.

You'll have to click through to see if any Bears were so honored this year.

* FEMA: Give The Gift Of Preparedness This Holiday Season.

Worst. Presents. Ever.


* Ferguson: An American Tone Poem.

Third world democracy.

* CPS Students Explain Why Obama's Ferguson Speech Failed.

Thanks to my nominee for Chicago Teacher of the Year.

* A Chicago Parent Reflects On Race And Policing In America.

"New York City hip-hop musician MADic critiques racialized policing and other social ills in his song 'AmeriKKKa.' While he hopes for a more just society one day, he raps, 'until then we hang the flag upside down.'

"MADic is my son. He is the offspring of my marriage to an African-American woman. And he deserves a just police force. Until then, I hang the flag upside down. Until racial justice in policing comes to Ferguson, Chicago and the rest of our country, we must all hang the flag upside down."

* Richard Scarry's Busy Town In The 24th Century.


* The 15 Worst Owners In Sports.

You'll have to click through to see if Chicago is represented.


A sampling.










The Beachwood Tip Line: Pirate skulls and bones.


Posted on November 26, 2014

MUSIC - Chief Keef Changed The Industry.
TV - Vizio's Best Product Is You.
POLITICS - UIC: Soda Taxes Work.
SPORTS - More McCaskey Malpractice.

BOOKS - All About Poop.


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