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The [Monday] Papers

1. Packers Move Up To 11th In Projected 2019 NFL Draft Order.


2. What's Holding Women Back From Top-Paying Jobs?


3. Mr. Peanutbutter Is A Graduate Of Northwestern.


4. Five Myths About Space.

According to an Adler astronomer.


Also: Five Myths About Chicago's Theater Scene.

5. Malwarebytes.

"Malwarebytes was informally established in 2004. CEO and founder Marcin Kleczynski, originally from Poland, was still a teenager attending high school in Bensenville at the time, and was working as a technician in a computer repair shop in Chicago . . . Kleczynski and [Bruce] Harrison formally launched Malwarebytes on January 21, 2008 while Kleczynski was studying computer science at the University of Illinois."

6. The Man Who Tried To Redeem The World With Logic.

"As McCulloch explained his project, Pitts understood it immediately, and knew exactly which mathematical tools could be used. McCulloch, enchanted, invited the teen to live with him and his family in Hinsdale, a rural suburb on the outskirts of Chicago. The Hinsdale household was a bustling, free-spirited bohemia. Chicago intellectuals and literary types constantly dropped by the house to discuss poetry, psychology, and radical politics while Spanish Civil War and union songs blared from the phonograph. But late at night, when McCulloch's wife Rook and the three children went to bed, McCulloch and Pitts alone would pour the whiskey, hunker down, and attempt to build a computational brain from the neuron up."



where do i donate warm clothes that aren't coats? from r/chicago





The Chicago Single Line, 1987.



How Chicago-Founded McKinsey Helps Authoritarians Rule Their Citizens In Return For Large Amounts Of Money Without Batting An Ethical Eye.


Reprieve Extended For Superior Street Rowhouses Threatened With Demolition.


My Dad's Friendship With Charles Barkley.


The EFF Gift Guide: What's Creeping Us Out.


A sampling.







The Beachwood McRibTipLine: Moo.


Posted on December 17, 2018

MUSIC - Chief Keef Changed The Industry.
TV - Vizio's Best Product Is You.
POLITICS - UIC: Soda Taxes Work.
SPORTS - More McCaskey Malpractice.

BOOKS - All About Poop.


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