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Army Of Darkness
ElRey
5 p.m.
A discount-store employee is time-warped to a medieval castle, where he is the foretold savior who can dispel the evil there. Unfortunately, he screws up and releases an army of skeletons. (tvguide.com)

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No, but we do do moose stuff, and that can be anything you want it to be. Except Sudoku.

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8, 25, 39

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I am open and receptive to new avenues of income. (louisehay.com)

Ellie
Knowing that a person may be unwittingly in danger of an assault imposes a moral duty to warn them.

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The [Monday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

For completists, there was no Weekend Desk Report.

Beachwood HQ will be at half-mast this week to mark the tenuous nature of our pseudo-democracy.

New on the Beachwood . . .

The Weekend/Week In Chicago Rock
In production!

The White Sox Report: How To Win
Can it be taught?

The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #207: Finally, The World Cup Moves On
Knockout round couldn't come fast enough after hot start to tourney stepped in mud. Plus: LeBron Opts Out Of Bulls; Fuck Yu; Mystery Cubs Defy Evaluation; Bosio Balooza; White Sox: Come For The Dollar Dogs, Stay For The Game; and Schweinsteiger!

Chicagoetry: A Garland Of Moons
I exist to resist.

ChicagoGram

Shaggy Doo is done! See him in person @yourhappyplaceliquors • He'll be on view for Iconic and Exotic, a duo show with @csingletaryart. Proceeds will be donated to @onetailatatime • Dog adoption and reception July 15th from 1-4! #scoobydoo #exoticandiconic #shaggy

A post shared by __MMont__ (@__mmont__) on Jul 1, 2018 at 5:48pm PDT

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Viaje al Sueño de mi Tierra . Artist Nicolàs De Jesús-2018.Chicago- Ameyaltepec. Náhuatl Language

BeachBook

Heat Wave Doesn't Bother Local Contrarian.

TweetWood
A sampling.

Actual Bartiromo responses:

TRUMP: My tax cuts are great.
BARTIROMO: "I agree"

TRUMP: No collusion.
BARTIROMO: "I know"

TRUMP: Wall Street & farmers trust me.
BARTIROMO: "They do"

TRUMP: My tariffs are great.
BARTIROMO: "You're doing the right thing on pushing back on China"
— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) July 2, 2018