Chicago - May. 13, 2019

Must-See TV
Army Of Darkness
ElRey
5 p.m.
A discount-store employee is time-warped to a medieval castle, where he is the foretold savior who can dispel the evil there. Unfortunately, he screws up and releases an army of skeletons. (tvguide.com)

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Tribune: 51/37
Sun-Times: Ferro/McKinney
Weather Channel: 44/41
Ntl Weather Service: 54/43
BWM*: 82/12

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No, but we do do moose stuff, and that can be anything you want it to be. Except Sudoku.

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8, 25, 39

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I am open and receptive to new avenues of income. (louisehay.com)

Ellie
Knowing that a person may be unwittingly in danger of an assault imposes a moral duty to warn them.

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The [Monday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

Planning underway for the 200th episode of The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour! Details to come.

New on the Beachwood . . .

TrackNotes: NBC's Derby Day Septic Tank
"I really don't like to use profanity in TrackNotes," our man on the rail Tom Chambers writes. "But rest assured the bad words were bouncing off the big screen like Bulls jump shots."

The White Sox Report: Young Guns
Testing the waters with the future five.

Married To A Chicago Bully
"Heavy is the head that wears the crown. But being married to a Chicago bully is even more of a headache. Will these women live through it? Or will the pressure be too much?"

Recall! Eddy's Smoked Sausages
Approximately 49,558 pounds of smoked sausage products that may be contaminated with foreign matter, specifically hard plastic.

ChicagoGram

Back in #china I got to see the @hebrubrantley @hebrubrandstudios come to life. Something I seen in my mind as soon as walking into his studio in #chicago #hebrubrantley #lilmama #flyboy #blackboyfly #dond87 #kingmidasnyc

A post shared by David Sealey (@dond87) on May 7, 2018 at 8:10am PDT

Asbestos Services Demo Video for Asbestos Contractors in Chicago.

BeachBook

Charlie Rose Is An Absolutely Awful Person With Monumental Insecurity And Vanity Like So Many People Of His Stature.

TweetWood
A sampling.

1/ Historic news! Faced with the overwhelming unity of our newsrooms, Tronc has agreed to voluntarily recognize the Chicago Tribune Guild.
We expect official union certification from the National Labor Relations Board in the coming week. #TribUnion pic.twitter.com/YckTsuni1T
— Chicago Tribune Guild (@CTGuild) May 7, 2018

Hysteria over Jade Helm exercise in Texas was fueled by Russians, former CIA director says https://t.co/fYcpqro9jr via @TexasTribune
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) May 7, 2018