Chicago - Mar. 31, 2020

Must-See TV
Army Of Darkness
ElRey
5 p.m.
A discount-store employee is time-warped to a medieval castle, where he is the foretold savior who can dispel the evil there. Unfortunately, he screws up and releases an army of skeletons. (tvguide.com)

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Tribune: 51/37
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Weather Channel: 44/41
Ntl Weather Service: 54/43
BWM*: 82/12

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Liberties will be taken.

Do We Sudoku?
No, but we do do moose stuff, and that can be anything you want it to be. Except Sudoku.

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8, 25, 39

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I am open and receptive to new avenues of income. (louisehay.com)

Ellie
Knowing that a person may be unwittingly in danger of an assault imposes a moral duty to warn them.

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The [Monday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

"The U.S. Supreme Court has for the second time rejected an appeal by imprisoned former Gov. Rod Blagojevich of his convictions on corruption charges. The justices did not comment Monday in letting stand the convictions and 14-year prison term that Blagojevich is serving," the Tribune reports.

Reminder: Trying to "sell" Obama's Senate seat was the least of Blago's multiple crimes. Try shaking down a children's hospital, for example. The evidence against him was, in the words of a federal appellate court, overwhelming. He also actually got a major break when it came to sentencing. See The [Monday] Papers of April 31, 2015.

New on the Beachwood today . . .

The White Sox Report: Cold-Cocked
"I've yet to get my arms around the rationale that spending $50 on a ticket to risk frostbite promotes enjoyment," our very own Roger Wallenstein writes. "We have the NFL for that."

SportsMonday: The NBA Saves The Day
While baseball is MIA.

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