Chicago - Mar. 22, 2019

Must-See TV
Army Of Darkness
ElRey
5 p.m.
A discount-store employee is time-warped to a medieval castle, where he is the foretold savior who can dispel the evil there. Unfortunately, he screws up and releases an army of skeletons. (tvguide.com)

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Tribune: 51/37
Sun-Times: Ferro/McKinney
Weather Channel: 44/41
Ntl Weather Service: 54/43
BWM*: 82/12

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Liberties will be taken.

Do We Sudoku?
No, but we do do moose stuff, and that can be anything you want it to be. Except Sudoku.

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8, 25, 39

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I am open and receptive to new avenues of income. (louisehay.com)

Ellie
Knowing that a person may be unwittingly in danger of an assault imposes a moral duty to warn them.

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The [Monday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

I'm thankful that this year is almost over, though I know that's just an artificial construct. I'm not sure who's had it worse in 2017, me or the Bears. What a shitshow.

New On The Beachwood Today via Twitter

The Conor Barf Game: https://t.co/6GF1tEcO2g | #Bears pic.twitter.com/gOItZYKHT2
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) November 20, 2017

The Rest Of The Jim Rivera Story: https://t.co/bNwVB06K0m What the obits omitted ... in a special offseason #WhiteSox Report. pic.twitter.com/xoRZkBZ1uJ
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) November 20, 2017

College Presidents Enable Shitty Greek Life: https://t.co/w5rwe3bBNe pic.twitter.com/3zPAfW14g1
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) November 20, 2017

The Weekend In #Chicago Rock: https://t.co/LBbaPH3qKj | #Junglepussy #NadiaTehran #Nolife #AliceGlass #MontroseMan #TheChrisRobinsonBrotherhood #LostSociety #ChildrenOfBodom #Uncured #CarachAngren #Nightmre #TheCellPhones #JimmyHerring #Halsey #RXMReality #HighlySuspect pic.twitter.com/PYoJ1vZMlX
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) November 20, 2017

InstaChicago

#graffiti #graffitistreet #graffiticolors #graffitiflick #streetart #art #urbanwalls #graffitichicago #urbangallery #gotpaint #chicagograffiti #chicagoart #chicagowalls #sprayart #graffitiart #graff #throwie #tags #graffitibombing #burners

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BeachBook

The Making Of An American Nazi.

Great Lakes Endangered Shorebird Has Record Year.

The Myths Of The Top 1 Percent: What Puts People At The Top.

Bill James On War, Judge And Altuve.

TweetWood
A sampling.

I am CRYING. The Weather Channel set up for a live shot of the Georgia Dome being imploded, and at the perfectly wrong time ... this happened (via @ajc): pic.twitter.com/LA0cXpC7oX
— Brett Taylor (@Brett_A_Taylor) November 20, 2017

Former #Bears head coach & #Ravens offensive coordinator Marc Trestman is heading back to the @CFL's #GreyCup following @TorontoArgos win in the Eastern Final (@RobCarlinNBCS @Rich_Campbell) pic.twitter.com/C2HrWtYpIn
— Ben Raby (@BenRaby31) November 20, 2017

Breaking: In new Fox poll, vast majority of women surveyed say they've never been sexually assaulted by Trump. 15 accusers are outliers, statistically insignificant. Time to move on!
— Roland B. Hedley Jr. (@RealRBHJr) November 18, 2017