Chicago - Mar. 29, 2020

Must-See TV
Army Of Darkness
ElRey
5 p.m.
A discount-store employee is time-warped to a medieval castle, where he is the foretold savior who can dispel the evil there. Unfortunately, he screws up and releases an army of skeletons. (tvguide.com)

Weather Derby
Tribune: 51/37
Sun-Times: Ferro/McKinney
Weather Channel: 44/41
Ntl Weather Service: 54/43
BWM*: 82/12

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Liberties will be taken.

Do We Sudoku?
No, but we do do moose stuff, and that can be anything you want it to be. Except Sudoku.

Losing Lottery Numbers
8, 25, 39

Daily Affirmation
I am open and receptive to new avenues of income. (louisehay.com)

Ellie
Knowing that a person may be unwittingly in danger of an assault imposes a moral duty to warn them.

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The [Monday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

Wow, I wanted to come out firing on all cylinders today and had material all lined up and instead I'm knocked out with a bug of some sort that has the best of me. I started with a cough a few days ago and went into full preventive mode, downing chicken soup and various liquids and so on, but to no avail. It doesn't feel serious, but at the moment I'm achy and coughy and generally feel funny - and not funny like a clown. Concentrating hurts. So it looks like I'm out for today, but I really, really, really want to be back tomorrow. Even later today or tonight. I've got an awesome podcast in post-production and tons of other stuff for the whole site, so let's just see if I can push through and get back on the horse here. (Back on the horse?) I feel like I need tea. And whiskey.

The Weekend Desk Report
By Natasha Julius

Special New Year's Would You Rather Edition
It's snaining, it's about to get cold as fuck . . . new year, same old shit. Time for the 2015 edition of Would You Rather:

Live through another polar vortex OR another polarizing Rahm-fest?

Spend a whole year walking backwards OR another year riding off a cliff?

Charter a plane OR a school?

Pave paradise OR tear down a parking lot?

The Weekend Desk Tip Line: If you'd rather . . .

The Beachwood Radio Network

* The Beachwood Radio Hour is in production!

* The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour is in the can!

In this episode: The Bears Have Already Blown It; The Coming Hero Of 2015; Touting Wild Card Weekend and more!

Coffman On Kogan

It's not The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour, but it's got a lot more watts!

Our very own Jim "Coach" Coffman talks sports with Rick Kogan on WGN-AM.

The Sound Opinions Weekend Listening Report: "Jim and Greg present their Mixtapes for 2014 with their favorite songs of the year. And they remember some music greats."

TweetWood

NFL Career Development Advisory Panel Discovers Google: http://t.co/T64SLfFzJA
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) January 3, 2015

So just to be clear: Ernie Accorsi is now the most important person in the #Bears organization. And he's not even in the Bears organization.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) January 3, 2015