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The [Monday] Papers

All your Monday favorites - SportsMonday, The Weekend In Chicago Rock - will appear on Tuesday! It was a busy weekend in the podcast studio. There's gold in there, though.

The Beachwood Radio Network
* The Beachwood Radio Hour #35: Don't Feed The Comptrollers.

The real Judy Baar Topinka. Plus: Worldwide Hate & Rahm vs. the Leftovers.

* The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #29: Bears Remorse.

Coach-killer Cutler kills Kromer. Plus: Professional Baseball Comes To Chicago! And: Blackhawks Bungle.

The War On Christmas
It's real - and the Illinois Republican Party is leading it!

Tonight the Illinois GOP will host a "holiday party," not a Christmas party. Get O'Reilly on the phone!

Our very own Tim Willette and I did a little more digging into this abomination and unearthed some more details about tonight's event.

* Open rectal hydration bar, 5:30 p.m. - 6:30 p.m.

* Dunk tank featuring a black man with his hands up.

* Totally not-gay Christmas carols.

* Egg nog featuring eggs from totally caged chickens.

* Privatized Christmas tree from subsidized farm.

* Ornaments provided by JP Morgan Chase and the Democrats.

* Rahm Emanuel tip jar.

* Raffle! Prizes include Art Laffer's napkin, Mike Ditka's chewing gum, one hour of free fracking, and Comptroller.


* From Bush To Obama, Eyes Wide Shut.

"On the second day of Barack Obama's presidency, he prohibited most forms of physical torture. On the third, a CIA drone strike he authorized killed up to 11 civilians."

* Why Germany Has It So Much Better Than The U.S.

Hint: High wages.

* CIA's Mistaken Detention Destroyed German Man's Life.

Just one of many.












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Posted on December 15, 2014

MUSIC - Chief Keef Changed The Industry.
TV - Vizio's Best Product Is You.
POLITICS - UIC: Soda Taxes Work.
SPORTS - More McCaskey Malpractice.

BOOKS - All About Poop.


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