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"Hitch Elementary School Principal Debby Reese points out students learning in every nook and cranny as she tours the top-rated school on the Far Northwest Side," Heather Cherone writes for DNAinfo Chicago.

"A class studies in what was once a men's bathroom.

"The defunct projector's booth in the school's auditorium has been converted into a room for the school's speech therapist to work with students.

"And the school's hallways are dotted with cubicles that serve as classrooms - despite the hubbub caused by students passing from one subject to the next."

It's been hard for some people to get their heads around given the closure of 50 (allegedly) underutilized schools in Chicago, but CPS has an overcrowding problem too.

"Hitch is among the most overcrowded public schools in Chicago, but pleas to build an annex or simply set up extra classrooms in mobile buildings have fallen on deaf ears at Chicago Public Schools headquarters, parents, school officials and Ald. John Arena (45th) said.

"The school, at 5625 N. McVicker Ave., has 585 students in a building that has an ideal capacity of 450 students, Reese said.

"That would give the school an utilization rate of 130 percent, which is among the highest on the Far Northwest Side, an area where most schools are bursting with students because of an influx of families looking for affordable homes in a relatively safe area of the city."

In a city as big as Chicago, uneven distributions of students are inevitable. But it certainly seems like CPS has utterly failed to monitor, project and adjust to demographic trends that tend to be long in the making.


There's also a lesson here against closing supposedly underutilized schools: Things change.

"Although Reese said she she used to worry about CPS officials closing Hitch because it was once underenrolled, she now has the opposite problem, with 45 more students attending Hitch this year than last."

If Chicago's leaders are serious about "fixing" Chicago's poorest neighborhoods, then, what will happen if and when they become more populous and school-age cohorts begin to rise? Will we have to build new schools because we've closed and destroyed or sold off the old ones?

Schools are central to communities. In most cases, they should remain even as those communities change. Particularly in Chicago, neighborhoods are fluid. Anchors need not be.


"[Hitch] first requested a four-classroom mobile annex five years ago to cope with the population boom, Arena said.

"There has been no response," said the alderman, who testified at a recent public hearing held by CPS to discuss the needs of schools on the Far Northwest Side. "We can only hope that our voices are being heard."

"Arena was one of several community members who volunteered recently to demolish the marble fixtures of an unused men's room so it could be turned into a classroom.

"The marble was salvaged and may be used in a future public art project in the 45th Ward, Arena said.

"Arena said he was especially frustrated that Hitch was not included in a spate of announcements made by Mayor Rahm Emanuel last month that detailed more than $90 million to be spent on new science labs and playgrounds, a new school on the Southeast Side and annexes to lessen overcrowding.

"Among the schools that will get new annexes are Wildwood Elementary School in Edgebrook and Water Payton College Prep.

"CPS capital spending has been politicized," Arena said, adding that the annexes planned for Wildwood and Payton benefit parts of the city the mayor hopes to win in his 2015 re-election campaign.

"Coupled with a call for more charter schools on the Far Northwest Side, the CPS approach to capital funding is "fundamentally flawed," he said.

"Overcrowding is especially acute in the lower grades, especially in kindergarten and first grade, where each class has more than 30 students, Reese said."


Rahm's mass school closings is so drastic that there is no way to reverse it if he should lose or leave office. At least under Richard M. Daley the school-closing regime happened a few schools at a time every year.

The dislocation and spinoff effects will have consequences for years to come. The drama is just beginning. Meanwhile, schools that have been unattended to will also suffer consequences.

For example:

"CPS officials have encouraged Reese to stop offering prekindergarten because of the space crunch, she said."

That's the reality, not press releases about "unprecedented" investments in early childhood education (nor press releases disguised as news reports).


"CPS officials also have suggested the school turn its lunchroom and library into classrooms in response to complaints about overcrowding."

Students could check out books to read while eating at their desks.


"CPS officials expected 559 students in kindergarten through eighth grade to attend Hitch this year. Because fewer students enrolled at the school this fall, Hitch stood to lose an additional $54,400 under the new student-based budgeting system."

So overcrowding was projected to be even worse.

"Reese said she was relieved CPS officials decided to delay implementing the system for schools that would have lost funding, since she already had to severely cut the school's budget in the spring in the first round of budget cuts.

"However, Hitch lost nearly $30,000 in money designated for low-income students and as part of the federal No Child Left Behind act."

Those are the kids we'll just teach in the bathroom. But because we're getting rid of our library and cafeteria, they'll have to bring books and lunch from home.

And if they act out, shame on their parents!

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The Beachwood Tip Line: Underutilized.


Posted on October 28, 2013

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