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The [Monday] Papers

We've got a lot of stuff today but there isn't going to be a column.

First, our stupendous Super Bowl Coverage:

* SportsMonday: The Goat Is Wes Welker But Tom Brady Was No Prize: Giselle Bundchen is totally pissed.

* The Best Super Bowl Ads You Didn't See: Blown chances.

* The Best Of The Beachwood's Super Bowl Tweets: Is #Lame trending yet? #Madonna #SuperBowl

* The 2012 Beachwood Super Bowl Halftime Prop Bet: The winner actually picked "LMFAO interlude." And, yes, that harp counts as an instrument.

* And in case you missed it late Friday: The Super Bowl Is Decadent And Depraved.

Onto other matters . . .

* Shills, Cruel Jokes and CPS Turnarounds: Plus, lies and videotape.

* A True Gay Story: Meet Stephen Winter.

* The Weekend in Chicago Rock: We have the video.

And . . .

* I'm back behind the bar tonight at the venerable Beachwood Inn. Come spend your Super Bowl winnings. 5p - 2a.


The Beachwood Tip Line: Like a prayer.


Posted on February 6, 2012

MUSIC - Millions Of New Guitar Players.
TV - "One America News" is AT&T.
POLITICS - When Wall Street Came To My Mobile Home Park.
SPORTS - Tonyball, Bears On The Run, Eyes On The Sky & More!

BOOKS - China Holding Swedish Publisher.


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