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The [Monday] Papers

I'm gonna get some coffee. Take a shower. Ease back into the work week. So here's what we've got so far.

1. The Weekend in Chicago Rock.

Are you kidding me? Check out how many interesting and even great shows took place on Saturday night. And several top venues aren't even repped. If you're not rockin' in this town, you're not livin'.


In particular, check out Lady Pank, which played Burbank.

And what's it like to be Jackyl playing Libertyville?

2. Elyse Keaton Had An Abortion.

3. The Weekend in Occupy Chicago.

Rahm Emanuel mic checked, the Occupied Chicago Tribune, and an Occupy Christmas Carol (the first of many, we trust).

How can you not love this movement?

4. The Borrowed Book visits Chicago and recommends a breakneck chase for a murderous maniac.

5. If Aliens Abduct You.

A guide.

6. Paging Kyle Orton!

But we'll accept Josh McCown.


Memo to Caleb Hanie: You can fake a spike but you can't fake a fake spike.

7. Occupy the Beachwood!

I'll be back behind the bar tonight slinging cold Old Styles and judging your jukebox picks. Doors open at 5 p.m. and close at 2 a.m.


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The Beachwood Tip Line: Mic checked.


Posted on November 28, 2011

MUSIC - Millions Of New Guitar Players.
TV - "One America News" is AT&T.
POLITICS - When Wall Street Came To My Mobile Home Park.
SPORTS - Tonyball, Bears On The Run, Eyes On The Sky & More!

BOOKS - China Holding Swedish Publisher.


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