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The [Halloween] Papers

Ah, the circle of life.


1. Sheriff's Office Conducts Halloween Checks On Sex Offenders.

Including the Boy Scouts, the Catholic Church and the NCAA.


2. The Chicago Bulls Hope To Scare Away The Critics In Tonight's Opener.

Boo birds will be out.


3. Pumping The Experts For Tips On Using Fake Blood.

Tip 1: Chicagoans do not use ketchup.


4. Watching Scary Movies Might Help Weight Loss.

So too might clicking on local TV news headlines making false promises.


5. Antique Taco Dressing As 'The Max' For Halloween.

Also, the fat drunk guy at the bar really is Screech.


6. Halloween Eye Candy Comes Out In The Gold Coast.

Because the 1% aren't tormenting us enough.


7. Remembering Dead With Food.

Oh no, not another scandal out of the Cook County morgue . . .


8. Lincoln Park Tops North Side Costume Spending.

A lot of bankers going as humans this year.


9. What's A Teen To Do On Halloween?

Not to worry, there's a new fiesta in the making as we speak.


10. Halloween Can Be Scary For Pets.

No kidding.


11. Chicago's Political Halloween Party.

Rahm to go as a Democrat.


12. Pumpkin In A Beer Bottle.

Don't be afraid.


13. Bands That Went As Bands.

The best part of Halloween is already over.


14. Monstrous Movie Flashback.

Starring Bag O'Laughs.


15. From The QT Archive Of Knowledge.

Fifteen thousand male witches were put to death in Europe between 1450 and 1750.


16. Chicago Fire In Scary Knockout Game.

Going as a contender.


17. Boo! It's Pedophile Santa!

And we've come full circle.


The Beachwood Tip Line: Circular.


Posted on October 31, 2012

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SPORTS - Suspicious Betting Trends In Soccer.

BOOKS - China Holding Swedish Publisher.


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