The [Friday] Papers
We have a really funny new Mystery Debate Theater today. Check it out, I implore you!
Now I'm off to tape Week in Review, which you can watch tonight on Channel 11 at 7 p.m., so there won't be a new Papers column until Monday. The inimitable Natasha Julius will be in this space tomorrow with her Weekend Desk Report.
And Ferdy on Films is really rockin' these days, make it a habit.
The [Thursday] Papers
My favorite part: "Okay, we've dealt with the soap . . . oh, towels!"
The Beachwood Prison Style Affairs Council weighs in.
1. That's why Rezko will do a sweetheart deal for a 12-pack of new Hanes underwear for a pack of smokes.
2. He's seen London. He's seen France. Now he's sharing underpants.
3. And he prefers a 36, loose. Usually something in a bikini.
4. At the same time.
5. With Mickie "Underwear" Basciano.
6. "You know that bit about how nothing comes between me and my BVDs? If only, my friend . . . If only."
7. "I support Sen. Obama because he's the candidate of change, and I'm sure looking forward to that - a change of shorts, for starters!"
8. "We only have 500 pairs of boxers for 800 inmates - do the math! And I'm the low guy on the clothesline."
9. Obamamania is so exciting you constantly need a new set of underwear. Fired up and ready for fresh boxers!
10. Record of wiretap, Payphone #4, 2/18/08 17:30:
INDIVIDUAL A: Papa John's, can I take your order?
11. Did the attorney make the underwear plea in a brief?
13. The prisoners really look forward to Fridays. That's the day they get to change underwear. Cell Block A gets to change with Cell Block B, Cell Block C gets to change with Cell Block D . . .
The Clinton Scandals
Unless you are the Tribune editorial page, which dares to go where even Ken Starr would not tread.
If Tribune reporters can afford that, Sam Zell has a larger problem on his hands than I suspected.
As Media Matters has noted, "Among the 'liberal' votes Sen. Barack Obama took that purportedly earned him 'the most liberal senator in 2007' label in the National Journal's 2007 Vote Ratings were: To implement the 9-11 Commission's homeland security recommendations, provide more children with health insurance, permit federal funding for embryonic stem-cell research, and maintain a federal minimum wage."
But why in the world does Mitchell find it necessary to inject Monica Lewinsky into her defense - while attacking Cindy McCain? To wit:
"'I just wanted to make the statement that I have, and always will be, proud of my country,' [Cindy McCain] said," Mitchell notes.
"Talk about empty rhetoric.
It's possible Mitchell means to attack Republicans for impeaching Clinton over a blowjob, but not entirely clear. But why is that the example she chose?
The latent hostility of Obamacrats who have suddenly decided Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh were right about the Clintons is astonishing.
Sweet and Sour
"For years, as newspaper Web sites became deeper, richer and more complex, Tribune's sites fell behind, limiting their ability to draw readers and advertisers," the New York Times noted in a profile of villainous Los Angeles Times publisher David Hiller.
"Just last week, the Times Web site added the ability to put hyperlinks in its articles, something other papers have had for as long as a decade."
Coming next week: An electronic "mail" system that allows reporters send written messages to each other and the public.
The Beachwood Tip Line: E-Z.
Posted on February 22, 2008
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