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The [Friday] Papers

Judge Dibs is in session, from his suburban courtroom, where he has long presided.

I would submit he has a jurisdictional problem.

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From the Beachwood vault . . .

The Dibs Hero Of 2014.

(I could've sworn I included her in a Beachwood post, but I couldn't find it. Nor could I find my case against dibs, but I know I've written it. I'm against dibs. I don't feel like rewriting why, so I'll keep looking.)

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The Dibs Hero Runner-Up Of 2014.

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Also that year:

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Chair-Free Chicago Is Not What It Used To Be.

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We're living in a society, people. Let dibs die. It isn't cute and it isn't justice. (Though it is sometimes funny, I'll admit.)

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New on the Beachwood today . . .

Wilson Men's Hotel Residents Demand Developer Cease Retaliatory Evictions
Residents are facing homelessness.

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The White Sox Report: Instant Replay Radio
"This has happened before. Maybe not quite like today, but the White Sox found themselves scrambling to find a radio outlet during the winter 47 years ago too, which is exactly what's going on right now."

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Chicago's Bric-A-Brac
Punk, junk and rock 'n' roll.

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The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour
Will appear on Saturday afternoon/evening this week.

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The Week In Chicago Rock
Is in pre-production.

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On This Day In . . .

2011: Let me ask you something, Chicago: Is someone putting a gun to your head?

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2012: When Barack Obama was a Christian who opposed gay marriage.

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2015: Let's not forget how awful Obamacare is.

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2015: The Newspaper Endorsement Charade.

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2016: Riding The Dog Part 3: Meet Me At The Esquire Lounge.

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ChicagoGram

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ChicagoTube

The sophomore class at New Trier has set a Guinness World Record with more than 40 sets of twins and one set of triplets.

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BeachBook

How Sweden Became A Symbol.

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Arby's Now Owns Buffalo Wild Wings.

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TweetWood
A sampling.

Excellent.

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The Beachwood Tronc Line: Snow patrol.



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Posted on February 9, 2018


MUSIC - The Chicago Authority.
TV - Nasty, Heartless Fuckers.
POLITICS - U.S. Oligarchs & The Media.
SPORTS - White Sox Report: Rebuild To Regress.

BOOKS - Midland Winner: The Odyssey Of Echo Company.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Chicagoetry: Happy.


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