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Army Of Darkness
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A discount-store employee is time-warped to a medieval castle, where he is the foretold savior who can dispel the evil there. Unfortunately, he screws up and releases an army of skeletons. (tvguide.com)

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The [Friday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

For completists, there was no column on Thursday.

Where we're at.

Um.. all you "Black C🚂🚂nservatives" who voted for #Trump, don't cry now. The batch of butter biscuits you were promised, didn't come thru. And you gets no sympathy from me #holdyourownnuts 🚂🚂🚂🚂

A post shared by Tariq Nasheed (@tariqelite) on Aug 17, 2017 at 8:17pm PDT

#confederateflag #hunting #hunter #confederate #nazi #statue #america #kkk #trump #fuckdonaldtrump #fucktrump #blacklivesmatter #feminist #feminism

A post shared by @lilseabiscuit on Aug 18, 2017 at 2:53am PDT

Its weird house anyway #weird #trumpmemes #funnymemes #insane #funnyshit #grateful #godislove #godisgood #instamood #instagram #message #mood #house #America #lol

A post shared by Shosho Flower (@shosho.flower.14) on Aug 18, 2017 at 12:59am PDT

In Production
Beachwood Photo Booth, The Week In Chicago Rock, The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour and more - including new Charlottesville-related material - are all in production and will be posted today and/or through the weekend

BeachBook
A sampling.

Trump Lawyer Forwards E-Mail Echoing Secessionist Rhetoric.

This Woman Hung A "Second Place" Banner On A Confederate Memorial.

Republican Platform 'Reads As If It Were Written By A Klansman.'

TweetWood
A sampling.

pic.twitter.com/hZHzH5K9tR
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) August 18, 2017

Mallett film: Maybe worst thrower in the NFL. Straight up can't make plays. Zero creativity/movement. Stood the hell out of the Anthem tho.
— Patrick Daugherty (@RotoPat) August 17, 2017

#irony pic.twitter.com/bJEvCjC9qJ
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) August 17, 2017

What a time to be alive if you're a political artist. From @TheEconomist. Bravo. pic.twitter.com/JWIZtvBk7F
— Frank Chi (@FrankChi) August 17, 2017

Not a single member of Trump's Evangelical Council has resigned. We have learned corporate America has a greater moral compass. So so sad.
— Matthew Dowd (@matthewjdowd) August 16, 2017

The Beachwood Tronc Line: Overdue.

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Posted on August 18, 2017