The [Friday] Papers

"The DeVry University for-profit college chain and its Downers Grove-based parent company are paying $100 million to settle a federal lawsuit accusing the school of misleading students in ads about the success of its graduates," AP reports.

"The Federal Trade Commission had sued DeVry, which is one of the nation's largest for-profit college chains, in January."

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Now let's go after this place:

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Don't mean to let DeVry off the hook - not at all - but let's face it: All colleges are for profit.

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Also, I don't view the purpose of college to be solely - or even mostly - to train students for jobs. Just sayin', is all.

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Beachwood Photo Booth: Economy Heating
On Wealthy Street.

Why The Nazis Studied U.S. Race Laws For Inspiration
The most ardent supporters of the U.S. model were the most radical Nazis in the room.

Trump's Crazy Cabinet
White, male, anti-government and extremely wealthy.

Michael Jordan Wins In China, Too
The Chinese characters for Jordan's name read as "Qiaodan" in basketball-mad China.

The Week In Chicago Rock
Is in pre-production.

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BeachBook

Twenty States Accuse Generic Drug Companies Of Price-Fixing.

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Shortage of Reddi-wip just before the holidays!

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TweetWood
A sampling.

Ironically aiding the president supported by actual Nazis. https://t.co/5e2QZ6flwy

— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) December 16, 2016

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Dear Europe, A person who last year praised the Berlin Wall has now been given a national security role in the Trump administration. pic.twitter.com/TMGlCpjjBM

— Andrew Stroehlein (@astroehlein) December 16, 2016

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Follow this to its thread. (And this is just one part of Eichenwald's disqualifying track record; his campaign stories may have been pleasing to some of you, but they were entirely unhinged.)

Can we talk about Kurt Eichenwald, who seems to have emerged as many Democrats' favorite reporter in 2016?

— Sebastian Jones (@sebastianojones) December 15, 2016

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Trump, the self-proclaimed law-and-order candidate, told this lie night after night after night during the campaign - and he's not stopping any time soon.

It is, to be precise, just about the *lowest* it's been in 45 years https://t.co/M4Dut37zaM

— Doug Saunders (@DougSaunders) December 16, 2016

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Chapman: Maddon misused me during playoffs https://t.co/1kMugG1zdk

— Andrew Marchand (@AndrewMarchand) December 16, 2016

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"He's not coming back." pic.twitter.com/p8h8gWnyMW

— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) December 16, 2016

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